Kerryfail Meltdown - It's the hope that kills you

[MRBear]

I actually have a feeling this revolting parasite will get off to a decent start.

Wheels will come off in the autumn IMO. Fat ride will be gone by January.

I cannot stand his disgusting face.

I think he’ll win a few playing decent football and maybe a few high scores. As winter draws in they’ll struggle to keep it going and they won’t be able to win when they don’t play well. He’ll be absolutely puzzled by fans chasing him round the car park while they’re sitting 2nd having won more than they’ve drawn and the players will Chuck it.

 

[MRBear]

Just trying to make themselves feel better about the shambles of a situation. Polishing a turd if you will.

You can see the cult mentality kick in with them. Raging about it until the minute he’s announced then it’s like they’ve suddenly been brainwashed.

 

[FhillBear]

I think he’ll win a few playing decent football and maybe a few high scores. As winter draws in they’ll struggle to keep it going and they won’t be able to win when they don’t play well. He’ll be absolutely puzzled by fans chasing him round the car park while they’re sitting 2nd having won more than they’ve drawn and the players will Chuck it.

Yeah the winter will be an absolute killer when fatigue starts to set in and the tone of the game changes. Clogger teams setting up on a dark evening with the sole intention of hammering the opponents cruciate.

Watch this fat bastard crumble

 

[yardie]

Have I been watching and hearing about a different soap opera for the last couple of months? No wonder Liewell rips the pish time after time.

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Take them to a new level? They are already at a level that no self respecting club would want to fall to. Paedophile harbouring and enabling bastards. Disgusting.

 

[Calvinist]

Have I been watching and hearing about a different soap opera for the last couple of months? No wonder Liewell rips the pish time after time.

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Shades of when Pedro came to Ibrox . Hoping and praying he’s an undiscovered genius but deep down knowing he’s a dud

 

[ForGodForCountryForever]

Captain Callum?

Yes please.

 

[Corkinator]

Would appear Kevin Nisbet is absolutely angling for a move to them. They can have him.

They’ll need to pay around £4/5m for him. Do they have the finances?

 

[Virgil Hilts]

Captain Callum?

Yes please.

They call him Cal-Mac.

Ferry nuff

 

[Virgil Hilts]

They’ll need to pay around £4/5m for him. Do they have the finances?

I think - sadly like us - that their finances for the financial year ending (Wednesday) will be a car crash.

Thank fućk that we have a fabulous squad and a top backroom team, in fairness to the scum, they've got a lap top.

 

[Corkinator]

I think - sadly like us - that their finances for the financial year ending (Wednesday) will be a car crash.

Thank fućk that we have a fabulous squad and a top backroom team, in fairness to the scum, they've got a lap top.

I think covid has crippled them, apparently they had no insurance to cover the losses, we did so that will help.
Also they’re £25m down before a ball is kicked each season. Poor uptake in season tickets I heard less than 30k. Only really 2 saleable assets in the last year of their contract and a complete rebuild of the playing staff and football department behind the scenes.
ontop of that the civil court cases with regards to the child abuse. This could be the perfect storm to set them back for years!
let’s hope so as they really, really do deserve it.

 

[Barrymoped]

Just reading some interviews with him from yesterday, saying how if they win ugly 1-0 he can’t celebrate as it wasn’t done in the correct way.

That’s all well and good but when you end up drawing a highly entertaining game 3-3 with St Mirren I’m not quite sure the mutants will agree

 

[Midfield General]

two bids for turnbull .


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Supposed to be 2-3 signings in next week. That was from someone senior at Celtic (boardroom)

I just said I hope so but I’m in the ‘will believe it when I see it’ pot, I’m convinced if their definition of a week is the same as the rest of us.

I did make the point to him that rather than drip feeding the media with the the ‘fans should back Ange’ stuff, they could actually sign some quality and back him…. Not expecting him or anyone else to listen but felt it was worth saying.

They have also knocked back 2 bids for Turnbull, one from Villa and other from a German team.

They are still talking to Shaun Maloney, but who knows if it will come to anything or what its about specifically (sure it ties into DM comments the other say but is it to help him with new structure or formally take a job?)

So this fantasist claims he was having a discussion with a board member who has provided all this confidential information and he immediately runs to a fans forum to spill his guts,well that will be the end of that relationship.It would be if it was true.
From fake Paramedics,to video editors to fantasists they have all been damaged beyond recovery by our resurgence.The funny thing is,this is just the start wait until we win the treble next season.

 

[dublinbear]

Odds on first player to go on strike to force a move?

Edouard 1/3
Christie evens
Ajer 9/4

 

[strider]

Odds on first player to go on strike to force a move?

Edouard 1/3
Christie evens
Ajer 9/4

I think Ajer is far more likely to go in the huff than Edouard, strangely.

 

[XabGer]

Now quoting 48k ST sold

 

[ShotaShuffle]

Turnbull a replacement for Grealish is the content Im here for.

These people are on crack

 

[dublinbear]

I think Ajer is far more likely to go in the huff than Edouard, strangely.

There’s certainly more paper talk about him being unhappy. Ideal scenario is all three play are even less arsed than last year and leave on frees.

 

[ForGodForCountryForever]

They call him Cal-Mac.

Ferry nuff

Cal-Mac Fail.

It’s the dope that kills you.

 

[DechmontLoyal]

Now quoting 48k ST sold

I hope the VAT people are looking for their 20% of that!

 

[zooranger]

Now quoting 48k ST sold

When we were in the lower leagues, they barely sold 30K - polishing a turd springs to mind.

 

[Terry Monroe 8&1/4]

Is that not Dobby, Harry Potter’s house elf?

It's broony it's even got the details down to the finger missing lol

 

[marbach]

Turnbull a replacement for Grealish is the content Im here for.

These people are on crack

Arse crack

 

[Valley Bluenose]

Ha ha, they can't even spend their £50 'shut up and renew' vouchers.

I was in the store yesterday and one of the staff said there has been an issue with online orders using the voucher. The orders are not getting processed correctly and sent out to people/stores as a result. Guess you need to chase it up.

 

[Fuertebear55]

Odds on first player to go on strike to force a move?

Edouard 1/3
Christie evens
Ajer 9/4

Manager 13/8

 

[Positively Blue]

Just reading some interviews with him from yesterday, saying how if they win ugly 1-0 he can’t celebrate as it wasn’t done in the correct way.

That’s all well and good but when you end up drawing a highly entertaining game 3-3 with St Mirren I’m not quite sure the mutants will agree

I'm so looking forward to many 4-4 entertaining draws coming up for them next season. Hopefully a new league record for draws!

 

[EnglishRanger]

I'm so looking forward to many 4-4 entertaining draws coming up for them next season. Hopefully a new league record for draws!

Especially if they are 4-0 up and draw 4-4.

 

[Tailwind]

Turnbull a replacement for Grealish is the content Im here for.

These people are on crack

Dont even play the same role

Like saying Kent would replace Kante.

Yes, they both play in midfield but thats about it. Grealish plays off the left wing at Villa, albeit with a lot of freedom in attack.

 

[Tailwind]

Now quoting 48k ST sold

Celtic "10k, 11k, 11.5."

Rangers "46k sell out"

Celtic "46,001 tickets sold"

 

[TQ3]

Celtic "10k, 11k, 11.5."

Rangers "46k sell out"

Celtic "46,001 tickets sold"

They get a discount on the top tiers as they all have to dress as green seats for every game bar v us.
liars from cradle to grave.

 

[MRBear]

Ha ha, they can't even spend their £50 'shut up and renew' vouchers.

I was in the store yesterday and one of the staff said there has been an issue with online orders using the voucher. The orders are not getting processed correctly and sent out to people/stores as a result. Guess you need to chase it up.

£7.99 priority delivery 10 days ago. Pete and Dom are still ripping it out of them, and they’ve started to thank them for it again

 

[RWL12]

Celtic "10k, 11k, 11.5."

Rangers "46k sell out"

Celtic "46,001 tickets sold"

Rangers: "We will do our warm weather training in Tenerife."

Celtic: "Yeah, well, erm, we booked Elevenerife!"

 

[XabGer]

£7.99 priority delivery 10 days ago. Pete and Dom are still ripping it out of them, and they’ve started to thank them for it again

When do vouchers expire? Be passed use by date before problems fixed. Money saved.

 

[HogieBlueBear]

I think he’ll win a few playing decent football and maybe a few high scores. As winter draws in they’ll struggle to keep it going and they won’t be able to win when they don’t play well. He’ll be absolutely puzzled by fans chasing him round the car park while they’re sitting 2nd having won more than they’ve drawn and the players will Chuck it.

Hope you’re right bud. Tbh I can’t see them beating Midtjyland in the Champions League. Hopefully they get a shit draw in the Europa League play off as well.

 

[Tailwind]

Hope you’re right bud. Tbh I can’t see them beating Midtjyland in the Champions League. Hopefully they get a shit draw in the Europa League play off as well.

Cant find* the great twitter feed that outlines all the possible routes in Europe for Scottish teams.

But a quote from a BBC article on the topic:

"Should Postecoglou's side fall at their opening Champions League hurdle, they will drop into the third round of Europa League qualifying and face either Anorthosis Famagusta of Cyprus or the Czech Republic's Jablonec. Defeat in that tie would mean a place in the Uefa Conference League play-off."

Surely not even this shambles of a celtic team will mess that up?

Is there one more Europa league tie if they see off the Cypriots/Czech's?

*Read too lazy to search

 

[HogieBlueBear]

I think covid has crippled them, apparently they had no insurance to cover the losses, we did so that will help.
Also they’re £25m down before a ball is kicked each season. Poor uptake in season tickets I heard less than 30k. Only really 2 saleable assets in the last year of their contract and a complete rebuild of the playing staff and football department behind the scenes.
ontop of that the civil court cases with regards to the child abuse. This could be the perfect storm to set them back for years!
let’s hope so as they really, really do deserve it.

Please be true......

 

[MRBear]

Cant find* the great twitter feed that outlines all the possible routes in Europe for Scottish teams.

But a quote from a BBC article on the topic:

"Should Postecoglou's side fall at their opening Champions League hurdle, they will drop into the third round of Europa League qualifying and face either Anorthosis Famagusta of Cyprus or the Czech Republic's Jablonec. Defeat in that tie would mean a place in the Uefa Conference League play-off."

Surely not even this shambles of a celtic team will mess that up?

Is there one more Europa league tie if they see off the Cypriots/Czech's?

*Read too lazy to search

Please let them be knocked out the conference play off.

 

[Valley Bluenose]

Cant find* the great twitter feed that outlines all the possible routes in Europe for Scottish teams.

But a quote from a BBC article on the topic:

"Should Postecoglou's side fall at their opening Champions League hurdle, they will drop into the third round of Europa League qualifying and face either Anorthosis Famagusta of Cyprus or the Czech Republic's Jablonec. Defeat in that tie would mean a place in the Uefa Conference League play-off."

Surely not even this shambles of a celtic team will mess that up?

Is there one more Europa league tie if they see off the Cypriots/Czech's?

*Read too lazy to search

Just for you. Dhims start in CLQ2nc - follow the lines from there:

 

[Gazza4d]

Rangers: "We will do our warm weather training in Tenerife."

Celtic: "Yeah, well, erm, we booked Elevenerife!"

Then,

Us: Let's change our training camp to Timbuktu.

Celtic: let's change our bevvy jolly to Timbukthree.

 

[Tailwind]

Just for you. Dhims start in CLQ2nc - follow the lines from there:

Thanks

Knew it was on twitter somewhere but couldn't be fecked to look

 

[HamiltonBear]

Then,

Us: Let's change our training camp to Timbuktu.

Celtic: let's change our bevvy jolly to Timbukthree.

Let's face it the only journey they're making now is Toulouse.

 

[Gazza4d]

Let's face it the only journey they making now is Toulouse.

Very good.

 

[RWL12]

Let's face it the only journey they're making now is Toulouse.

Headlines will write themselves after defeat.

Ange PostecogLOSE

 

[wee bud's pit boots]

They’ll need to pay around £4/5m for him. Do they have the finances?

Nope, but they'll have Petrie in the background trying to smooth the move through.

 

[Recoba]

Acsom discussing the fan media press conference

 

[MRBear]

The Sun has Forrest down as a “one man club”. It’s almost as if they don’t believe the pish they’re typing.

The same article also has them building the team around jullianne when she’s back.

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[Tailwind]

The Sun has Forrest down as a one man club. It’s almost as if they don’t believe the pish they’re typing.

The same article also has them building the team around jullianne when she’s back.

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Weren't their fans berating him as useless and anonymous v us, until he had a season out. Then he was the second coming of Maradona

 

[Yosser]

Let's face it the only journey they're making now is Toulouse.

Or their Greek summer camp.. Fuckedifano.

 

[MRBear]

I’ve heard a few times and again in that acsom, the nonsense that Gerrard only got 2 years leeway because of who he is. He never, he got leeway because of where we were and the improvement over that time.

 

[MRBear]

Weren't their fans berating him as useless and anonymous v us, until he had a season out. Then he was the second coming of Maradona

And the reason they thought Duffy was going to be their saviour(snigger) was because they hated julianne.

 

[Chopper]

Acsom discussing the fan media press conference

Quasimodo is a tim. Who’d have guessed.