Laxalt at the goal

[The Golden God]

Decent is a word I’d never use in association with that shower. They have a large following ish but they are not in any way decent.

More so just making a general point. Players always end up at clubs your first reaction is how did they end up there. Same with managers. It seems harder to be without a club

 

[sweatysock]

I reckon Broon's "jump" measures about a foot, so probably called a skip ?

 

[JD1872]

Lost his man then tried to blame it on everyone but himself, probably learned that from his manager

 

[Kinbo]

Is he not due back at school tomorrow ?

 

[KGR98]

I mean it's an absolute miss match for marking anyway like we done putting Borna on the big target man in Belgium surely a center half takes the striker

 

[The_red_rocket]

Thought he was excellent, exceptional almost.

 

[BroomhouseBear]

That’s f*cking hilarious!

He hasn’t a clue where the guy he’s meant to be marking is until they bullet in the header.

 

[Ranger90]

I think he’s the worst left back in the league, can’t defend and provides nothing going forward.

 

[looway]

Sometimes shite players get lucky. This particular shite player is so shite that AC Milan didn't care if he played against them in the Europa League while on loan.

A poor Milan signing. More than happy to save a bit by loaning out to some fud unable to do some research on his actual ability. Add lennon continuing to play the absolute liability and it's a recipe for disaster. Hellish defending from him there and almost incomprehensible for a defender of note. Absolutely useless and continues to show it. Every bit as bad as duffy.

 

[Johnny Fontane]

You don't end up playing for top teams in Italy as a Uruguayan international by being a bad player.

Apparently Milan fans' rate her as their worst signing ever.

 

[IrvineLoyal]

He was the man who was going to save their season back in November

 

[GeeGee]

To be fair I bet when he signed on the dotted line for Milan he didn’t anticipate he’d end up in an empty ground in Dingwall on a Sunday night in February.

 

[LaudrupTheGreat]

Why was 3 foot six inch Laxalt man-marking 7 foot three inch Jordan White?

Because he hasn’t heard learnedeed haven’t u listeningded to NEIC

 

[shug1971]

More so just making a general point. Players always end up at clubs you're first reaction is how did they end up there. Same with managers. It seems harder to be without a club

Agents earning their money I suppose, though I get what you’re saying.

 

[104Bear]

I’m sure that’s the blue thing from Avatar

 

[theytriedtokillus]

if you look at Ajer he is too busy trying to pull back a player. If he jumps for the ball he gets it.

 

[Blues and Royals]

The state of captain Mongo at the goal. Just stands there and watches the bloke head it in.

 

[Wilkinsvolley]

Has he won a game since he went there? I mean I know he tackled someone a lot in Europe back in July or whenever they last played outside of Scotland.

Won 7 from 21 apparently lol.

 

[TheEgg]

 

[bud_light]

 

[Dave_1872_9]

Ah the good old zonal marking leaving the wee girl to pick up a giant... strachen didn’t see that on his tactical laptop.

 

[TheBlueDevil]

Their defence are going to be featuring on so many of those really difficult "spot the ball" games where everyone is looking in different directions and no one has a clue where its gone - first there was Duffy's classic moments, there's a few from Lego and now Diedre's classic.

 

[km_2083]

He was the man who was going to save their season back in November

Remember that ..... then look at his stats of 1 goal that a blunder n no assists and barley won a game he has played the majority of , it’s just mental as anything that they thought that

edit - won just five games he has started in , in all competitions (1 was sheep semi from last season )

 

[Clementime]

Does the wee lassie think she’s playing tig?

Completely shat it, hilarious.

 

[Davieblue1977]

He/she is shit

 

[Porrohman]

He reminded me of Billy Connolly talking about goalkeepers going mental at his team when it was him that fecked it up hehehe

jobby's in his boots

 

[The Predator]

Imagine asking a wee lassie to mark a 6ft 4 striker

 

[Mac9]

I'm 29 next week and weigh 11.5 stone but with a decent build of muscle. Amazes me he is younger and looks the way he does for a professional footballer.

 

[CLMGC]

Completely shat it, hilarious.

Aye but but but he’s a Uruguay and Milan legend don’t you know

 

[Clementime]

What am I looking for?

Jordan White spanking his f'kin ass lol

 

[le suede]

Aye but but but he’s a Uruguay and Milan legend don’t you know

 

[Clementime]

Aye but but but he’s a Uruguay and Milan legend don’t you know

lol

He's a spanked fanny hahaha

 

[Ibroxroar]

Auld Broon was rooted to the spot.

 

[GOLEADOR]

Who's idea was it to put Laxalt, probably their smallest player vs County's big striker Long may it continue.

 

[CLMGC]

I'm 29 next week and weigh 11.5 stone but with a decent build of muscle. Amazes me he is younger and looks the way he does for a professional footballer.

He’s built like the side of a fag paper

 

[Clementime]

Aye but but but he’s a Uruguay and Milan legend don’t you know

It is too funny, the way he runs a little, then hops back and stops and throws his arms up at Broon hahahaha

 

[RangerInCanada]

Same thing Ajer does when he makes an arse if something. Throws the arms up in the air and blames others.

i had posted earlier but once again - this would simply NOT be tolerated in our team!

 

[Krissie]

Hes not as good as he thinks he is.

 

[CLMGC]

It is too funny, the way he runs a little, then hops back and stops and throws his arms up at Broon hahahaha

The mentally challengeds bum him up but honestly have you ever seen him be anything but dug shite? Fail fail again bhoys

 

[Tino_Col]

Poor wee Laxalt. I hope his/they’re mood improves listening to their Britney Spears CDs on the bus home tonight.

 

[Inspector Blake]

Terrible footballer, it says it all when AC milan let him play against them.
Twice.

 

[Britannia89]

I remember comments on social media from the manky bastards shouting about getting him signed on a permanent as he was the real deal. I can't stop smiling

 

[Clementime]

The mentally challengeds bum him up but honestly have you ever seen him be anything but dug shite? Fail fail again bhoys

I was just thinking about this today.

Remember Donatti? The £10m man, all the way back then they started with this pish and it hasn't changed, every window they have the new "Superstar" who actually turns out to be pish and can't wait to get away.

Fail Fail indeed.

 

[Mustang mad]

Boy is a total enigma.

You don't end up playing for top teams in Italy as a Uruguayan international by being a bad player.

However whenever I've seen him at Celtic he's been anonymous at best and dreadful at worst.
Perhaps he just isn't arsed and is happy to pick up the paycheque with minimal effort.

After his first few games, all defeats , the tims genuinely thought he was world class.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuckin ellll

 

[Tailwind]

Hang on, we're not allowed to slag women goalkeepers because its not PC or whatever. But we're allowed to slag women left backs?

 

[weeblueboab]

Anybody know why my laptop will never play wee videos like that? I get the first few seconds and then it just freezes, but I still get the sound.
Drives me nuts because it works OK on Youtube and stuff.

 

[Arkanoid]

I'm all for equality, we are the club of Everyone Anyone after all but that is proof that women should never be allowed to play alongside men

 

[roscof]

Amazing thing is, lots of Tims actually rate him.
Sweet!

 

[Disco Deejay]

Won 7 from 21 apparently lol.

That includes games where he came on as a late sub, that were already won.

His record for games started, plus tonight where he played for about 70 mins is: P.17, W.4, D.6, L.7. A win rate of 23.53%.

 

[Lovenkrands]

It wasn’t that long ago they were raving about how good he is.

To be fair they did also say the same about Duffy for 5 minutes.