Amity75
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God no, I just shove other magazines in front of it.You actually TOUCH it?
God no, I just shove other magazines in front of it.You actually TOUCH it?
Used to love rearranging the lettered mugs to spell out the Rangers
They’ll be delighted!Your other option here is to put a copy of one of the gay magazines inside it.Embarassment at the till for Timmy
I'll have a go at that.Told this one many a time, 38 and still doing it, in Asda, kids Celtic lunchboxes, get a nice big baking potato and place it inside. Weans won’t know what’s it’s all about, but the da’s sure will!
Same here, you can just tell the bastards by the way they stare at you.I’ve got a Union Jack face mask goes down very well.
Never managed that. Was waiting for self serve tonight though in the local shop.Every shop I've happened to be in with a newspaper rack, I've turned every tabloid to the back page. Childish, but good fun. lol
My Mrs just rolls her eyes, every time I hide the Celtic birthday cakes, I’m 42. Last week I just found out, my dad does this too, he’s 64.Asda staff in particular shops must have been sick pulling the mentally challenged birthday cakes out the freezers that's all I will say
My wife drags me away when I start to rearrange those cakesMy Mrs just rolls her eyes, every time I hide the Celtic birthday cakes, I’m 42. Last week I just found out, my dad does this too, he’s 64.
What's he talking about now there's blue bins only at the fence, there's no flies on you mate.That’s childish, but well done mate.
You're supposed to be professionalDelivered a training course over Skype this morning. Knew there were a couple of them at the other end and thought I’d best test the connection.
“testing, testing, 2 nil 2 nil” you guys get that ok?”
I’m pretty sure you did mateYou're supposed to be professional
I hope I knew the ones that didn't like it
Goes without saying - rules is rulesI’m pretty sure you did mate
just like the time I told the guys we’d need to get some tape but I’d make sure it wasn’t green.
I have a union jack snood... Some of the looksI've been wearing my scarf instead of using a mask.You can just tell when you get served off one of the unwashed.
Anyone, Everyone - Everywhere, we will follow onYep 58 and do this in garden centres.
reminds of that old Country song*Never managed that. Was waiting for self serve tonight though in the local shop.
2 guys in front of me greet each other then talk about the game. One said he couldn't make his Sunday shift, cos he was so depressed, the other said the result had ruined his whole week.
I stood there grinning like mad, behind my mask. One turned and made eye contact with me though, his week was ruined. Apparently a huge smile is evident in my eyes!!!!
His head dipped as he fkd off.!!!!!
I also have UJ face mask And it is so noticeable when one of "them"serve me at Morrisons. I can hardly keep up with packing as she goes full pelt. I just plod on then pack everything before I present my card while she has to apologise to the rest of the queue fuckin dim chuntsI’ve got a Union Jack face mask goes down very well.
Excellent trollingI've been wearing my scarf instead of using a mask.You can just tell when you get served off one of the unwashed.
I also have UJ face mask And it is so noticeable when one of "them"serve me at Morrisons. I can hardly keep up with packing as she goes full pelt. I just plod on then pack everything before I present my card while she has to apologise to the rest of the queue fuckin dim chunts
Also , my local shopping centre has a septic shop (Livingston). I fuckin love walking past then stop to check both shoes to see where the stink is coming from, then realize what shop I'm passingExcellent trolling
Hope you sanitize your hands after that just incase some mhanks have flicked through it rather than buy it.I haven't done that but I still hide their magazine any time I see it.
I don't touch it I normally place other mags over itHope you sanitize your hands after that just incase some mhanks have flicked through it rather than buy it.
Think it was lyin eyes mate by the eagles but get your thoughts.reminds of that old Country song*
"You Can't Hide Those smiling Eyes"
*hate Country music
It’s superb it has them raging mate. I’m never sure if it’s a tim and nat or both.I also have UJ face mask And it is so noticeable when one of "them"serve me at Morrisons. I can hardly keep up with packing as she goes full pelt. I just plod on then pack everything before I present my card while she has to apologise to the rest of the queue fuckin dim chunts
Nah they will all all be getting moved back soon.You do realise that you’ve pretty much done what your timmy neighbour wanted you to there.
Great fun at parties me................
might I suggest some personalisation when you do.Nah they will all all be getting moved back soon.
might I suggest some personalisation when you do.
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Wheelie-Bin-Numbers-Union-Jack/dp/B008DVUTE0?th=1&p
Ooooh the Blue Bins Are Blue.Oh the Blue Bins Are BlueMy garden is attached to my Tim neighbours. He's a complete idiot (obviously). He was moaning last week saying I've got too many bins and to move them away from the fence that separates our 2 gardens cos it's causing flies in his garden. I told him to f off. Last night I moved the black brown and purple bins to the other side of my garden and left the blue ones at his fence.
Poor ettiket H.Dirty bastard.
I was playing golf on Friday, a 3 ball. The was a 2 ball behind us and they were pretty decent at golf and it was only the 6th hole or so. We were just about to let them play through as they were playing faster. Then I clocked his green and grey club cover. Needless to say they didn't get to play through and we took our time over our shots.
It should be the other way around mate. Magazine inception. A celtic view, inside a gay times, inside a catholic herald, inside a true crime monthly.Your other option here is to put a copy of one of the gay magazines inside it.Embarassment at the till for Timmy