Plan B if pitch waterlogged tonight?


Reminds me of an article in one of the papers years ago.

A court case in Glasgow where two young me had been involved in a fight.

One of them explained that he'd gone to his mate's house to get a "tap". The judge intervened to ask if one of the accused was a plumber and was suppling the other with this "tap" for a plumbing job.

The QC representing one of the accused explained to the judge that a "tap" was a term used by locals to define a loan.

The rather bemused judge then asked the accused if he did indeed mean a loan when using the word "tap".

The accused replied, "naw! A tap. A Rangurs tap!

The original version was much funnier.
 
But I thought the game is to be played tomorrow at 12 and that’s a fact apparently.


why so people talk so much pish
 
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