I doh't know why I haven't fouhd women's football to be watchable.
After all, Bullseye was on a Sunday afternoon, and the level of dartistry involved in that was nowhere near that of the Embassy World Championships, but I bloody loved Bullseye.
Perhaps the women's game should replace the goal with a rotating disc?
Ball goes into one of the holes, say it's Faces, they look at a big screen, and if they get it right by saying it's Cliff Mitchelmore or Thora Hird they win a pair of crystal glasses?
And the team that wins can gamble for the car, an enormous 4x4, ideal for those school runs.
But instead of "nothing in this game for two in a bed", I'd make that the star prize, which is a Vic-20 kiddies computer.
There. I've developed it... Aw, shit, Jim Bowen's deid!