On the basis of a dislike of the club and its support, it has to be Murderwell. Failing that, a club with a plastic pitch or a club with a plastic pitch and no stadium. So Accies draw the short straw. If either club with a plastic pitch were to re-lay grass, then it’d go on not having a stadium, sorry Accies but the trap door beckons.
Ironically, and in all seriousness, if Hamilton Accies replicated the stands that they have built on the opposite ends of the pitch, Douglas Park would be a really smart stadium. Pity that they will never be built though because it is financially suicidal.