Biffa
Well-Known Member
On Hogmanay I went online to order fireworks in anticipation of winning the league this year (belts and braces they would’ve kept another year or so I told myself not to jinx things)
I started of by adding a few rockets to my basket and then some different ones that were on offer and so you got some free.
Checked the basket and the total was 55 rockets. This was a sign - like when you randomly stop the petrol pump and it reads £55 it lets you know all is right with the world.
Was a few hundred pounds as some were pretty decent. More than I wanted to spend but - Hey Ho - well through the second bottle of Rioja and the family yet to arrive - so clicked and purchased.
Who am I to deny the gods of fate?
Transaction showed as pending on bank account and only one auto acknowledgment from company down south - so thought might be pulled for some reason (eg can’t buy fireworks after new year).
Wednesday 06 Jan I happen to be working from home in the afternoon and there is a Luton van outside with a tail lift. Put it down to the neighbours getting a new fridge or something. Door bell goes and the delivery guy has several boxes - all six foot high / on a pallet truck.
Whats’s this I ask?
Delivery guy says “...not sure but it says Fireworks”
Jesus - I’ve bought display type rockets. !!
Now stacked at the back of the garage and out of sight. Mrs (no pics) will go mental when I set the first off. She’ll be apoplectic when I set another off for every league won.
And any poet neighbour can admire the display.
I started of by adding a few rockets to my basket and then some different ones that were on offer and so you got some free.
Checked the basket and the total was 55 rockets. This was a sign - like when you randomly stop the petrol pump and it reads £55 it lets you know all is right with the world.
Was a few hundred pounds as some were pretty decent. More than I wanted to spend but - Hey Ho - well through the second bottle of Rioja and the family yet to arrive - so clicked and purchased.
Who am I to deny the gods of fate?
Transaction showed as pending on bank account and only one auto acknowledgment from company down south - so thought might be pulled for some reason (eg can’t buy fireworks after new year).
Wednesday 06 Jan I happen to be working from home in the afternoon and there is a Luton van outside with a tail lift. Put it down to the neighbours getting a new fridge or something. Door bell goes and the delivery guy has several boxes - all six foot high / on a pallet truck.
Whats’s this I ask?
Delivery guy says “...not sure but it says Fireworks”
Jesus - I’ve bought display type rockets. !!
Now stacked at the back of the garage and out of sight. Mrs (no pics) will go mental when I set the first off. She’ll be apoplectic when I set another off for every league won.
And any poet neighbour can admire the display.