What would you say to Steven Gerrard if you met him?

[Metalhead1965]

Thank you so much

 

[Lemmy]

https://giphy.com/gifs/iiS84hOJXh1Pq

 

[BlueNoseBlueblood]

I have many things I would like to say to him, but in reality I would probably say f*ck all as I would get a serious anxiety attack and wander off mumbling to myself after going to speak and turning bright red.

he'd be understanding and forgive you, on the basis of the colour you displayed

 

[Marstonbear]

When Sweet Caroline gets played when we win, do you do the add-ons?

 

[Deleted member 3807]

He holds incredible power over the bears.
After speaking to him what would you do if he replied with "yeah of course. Now get to Asda for me and buy a week's worth of shopping, 4 bottles of nice French red wine, and a slab of Stella. When I get into the car park I'll open me boot, and you fill it up with the shopping. You're paying. And about your mrs, I'll need to see her first, and just so you know, threesomes are out of the question. Thanks la"!
Personally I'd be taken aback, but once I snapped out of it I'd get myself over to Asda quick smart

 

[Barcelona72]

I have and managed to say”Good luck and all the best to you “
Got a “Cheers mate” back.

 

[BlueNoseBlueblood]

You shouldn't of played Bassey at LB against st mirren.

he's so cool, he'd correct you in your choice of words

"You shouldn't have played Bassey at LB against st mirren."

 

[O.K. Bear]

What's your plans for 56.

 

[Jman2626]

Thank you

 

[Soldier1981]

I would need to scrape my Mrs off his face and her thighs from around his ears before the poor guy would have a chance to hear anything I had to say.

 

[Brian Laudrup]

Just say thanks and let him know what this means to us

 

[GEEEDUBYA]

"Where it began. I can't begin to know it, but then I know it's growing strong. La."

 

[stranraers finest]

thanks for putting us back where we belong

 

[Jonathan E]

"I'm not worthy."

(Prostrated, if course.)

 

[Amstel]

Where did you get they blue loafers ?
Where do you get your jackets ?

 

[devilman]

You are the man.

 

[Graemelins]

 

[EC54]

Thanks very much son

 

[NE Cornerbear]

"Aaright lad, where's me dads 'ubb caps?"

Seriously, "Thank you Sir" and I think I'd bow.

 

[Wugs]

 

[Clockwork Tangerine]

Nosh nosh nosh

 

[Jay1873]

Fairly simple. I’d say Steven you are our god and we are your people

 

[VGM]

I have. Get jealous.

 

[Don Vito]

Two things:
Thanks for the great job you and the team have done.

Wtf is Davis doing eating sh**e like that for breakfast?

 

[Corkinator]

“Alright Stevie”, cos I’m not a stalker

 

[ShotaShuffle]

Shag me

 

[Bada-Bing]

Cheers, for putting us back where we belong. Stay a few years and become a legend.

 

[Euro Scooter]

Calm down Calm down stevo in a scouse accent of course. WATP,

I'm really bad at either saying something inappropriate or impersonating the person in front of me if I am caught by surprise.

I would absolutely hit full Harry Enfield Scousers-mode. "Dey doo doh dont dey doh" would be a certainty. Followed by apologising for pissing on his shoes, probably.

 

[Marstonbear]

Cheers, for putting us back where we belong. Stay a few years and become a legend.

If he never worked another day for Rangers he’s already done enough to be classed as a Rangers legend

 

[Whitehorse]

After stumbling over my words like a dumbstruck 12 year old trying to speak with his hero, I would simply say -

THANK YOU.

What would you say to the great man?

Has the be a simple "thank you"

 

[SuperSwally]

I want to have your baby

 

[MRB Loyal]

I'd ask him if we wants his knob polished.

Too far

 

[Govan36]

After stumbling over my words like a dumbstruck 12 year old trying to speak with his hero, I would simply say -

THANK YOU.

What would you say to the great man?

Ye awright Wack

 

[BajanBear]

Thank you, thank you, thank you. You may not yet know what this means to us. But you will.

 

[Mason Boyne]

Thank you.

 

[The Huguenot]

Great question. 'Thanks for everything'.

 

[Super Cooper]

Thank F#ck you were a great swimmer

 

[Superkent]

Sweet caroline

 

[Masonboyne]

After stumbling over my words like a dumbstruck 12 year old trying to speak with his hero, I would simply say -

THANK YOU.

What would you say to the great man?

I would say thank you and make sure he realized what he had done is now marked in Rangers folklore. He will always be remembered with class and the dignity he has exposed on behalf of Rangers. An absolute legend

 

[BroomloanWATP]

Can I smell your hair please.

 

[lwdawson]

I would tell him the same thing I tell the missus every time she sees him on telly.

"Stevie, you are welcome to pump my missus any time".

 

[Mosschops]

Act like a star struck 14 year old girl then burst into tears I imagine. I'm 47 years old

 

[buffaloskinners]

I must say what a smashing blouse you are wearing .

 

[LittleGer]

Who does your hair?

 

[Boabmeister]

HAVE- YOU GOT - The Battle Fever On ?

 

[cm72]

Walter nearly ran me over one day. It was an honour.

Don't think l know that type of car mate

 

[cm72]

You here for the 10?

 

[madride]

 

[douzpwa]

After stumbling over my words like a dumbstruck 12 year old trying to speak with his hero, I would simply say -

THANK YOU.

What would you say to the great man?

Way I was when I met Alfie recently lol

 

[Stoorie]

“You’re supposed to put paper in the purple bin mate“.

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