Who's been the worst (top flight) player that you can remember watching play against Rangers?

[55degreesnorth]

As a follow on from the other thread about the best player, who has been the worst player that you've seen play against us (home or away) in the top flight? For me in recent years it has to be Stevie May, I've never seen a more ineffective striker. He brings nothing to the game, he isn't even mobile enough to harass defenders. I'm sure I heard a stat that before he'd scored the other weekend, he'd scored 3 goals in 45 appearances. 1 in 15 ratio for a striker. He's also been capped by Scotland, mind blowing.

 

[Valeloyal]

Ross Tokely the epitome of a terrible Scottish thug.

 

[Gazza0482]

Craig Easton, terrible player

 

[davydumper]

Ian Wright when with the dhims

 

[Davie Weir]

As a follow on from the other thread about the best player, who has been the worst player that you've seen play against us (home or away) in the top flight? For me in recent years it has to be Stevie May, I've never seen a more ineffective striker. He brings nothing to the game, he isn't even mobile enough to harass defenders. I'm sure I heard a stat that before he'd scored the other weekend, he'd scored 3 goals in 45 appearances. 1 in 15 ratio for a striker. He's also been capped by Scotland, mind blowing.

Stevie May is a good example for recent times but during his first spell in Scotland at St Johnstone he was a very decent goalscorer.
Fairly sure he got injured up in England and hasn’t been the same since.

 

[Souness86]

Anton Rogan

 

[Gloucester Bear]

Wayne biggins

 

[oldblueeyes]

Ian Andrews is surely the winner

 

[Blue Goose]

Carl Muggleton.

 

[Khal Drogo]

Gary Kenneth - utterly, utterly shite player. How he got a Scotland cap, I'll never know

 

[two2tango]

Some of the players the scum had were awful


Stuart slater fir 2m takes some beating

As does mo jo bangura

 

[TN8]

Ross Tokely the epitome of a terrible Scottish thug.

Came on to post this. Seemed to just boot f*ck out wee Beasley every time he played against him. Never tried it with anybody his own size. Just a hammer thrower and a bully.

 

[Carson's Cat]

When we handed Dolly a 5-0 doing at the end of September 'Mikey' Devlin looked like it was his first ever time playing football. A fortnight later he was capped for Scotland.

 

[JW1988]

Quite a lot of Hamilton players imo. Martin Canning for instance.

Always remember the St Johnstone of Nick Dasovic days being turgid too

 

[Craigie]

Some of the players the scum had were awful


Stuart slater fir 2m takes some beating

As does mo jo bangura

Stuart Slater was actually a decent player for West Ham. Celtic decided to play him as a striker which was a baffling decision.

We could get a full team of diddies that featured for Them against us.

 

[TheGarageFlower]

Ross Tokely the epitome of a terrible Scottish thug.

Glad this was the first reply.

 

[ssblue]

Darren Dods

 

[Eddie Doc]

That big Tebily for the filth was brutal.

 

[Commentator]

Du Wei?

 

[55degreesnorth]

Also honourable mention goes to Momo sylla. Even the Tim's I know used to slag him.

 

[buc11]

Regi Blinker.

 

[BaTmAn]

Du Wei?

His performance against Clyde was the stuff of comedy legend.

 

[thetoptier]

mark yardley

 

[abz_bear]

Gary Kenneth - utterly, utterly shite player. How he got a Scotland cap, I'll never know

came in to say the same thing!

 

[giogaddi]

The thug with the long hair who played for Thistle. His name escapes me. A talentless prick.

 

[CD7]

Scott Brown

 

[Coplandbear]

Ross Tokely, Lee Wilkie, Gary Kenneth, Martin Canning, John Daly, Michael Stewart, and Robbie Keane

 

[Commentator]

His performance against Clyde was the stuff of comedy legend.

Aye but you’re forgetting the gazillions they made from his signing in the Chinese market.

 

[RR83]

Tokely wins hands down. End of debate.

But special mention to that wee Scott Brown clone MacKinnon of Hamilton.

 

[Crown_Defender]

Some of the players the scum had were awful


Stuart slater fir 2m takes some beating

As does mo jo bangura

I used to play in an annual charity event with him and I'd tend to agree. Granted he was late 30's at this point but a few of the lads that played in the local pub league were running rings round him. Really decent guy it has to be said.

 

[CalgaryLoyal]

Rab douglas,

Guys like Tokely, Kenneth and Wilkie just booted players and hoofed the ball not one bit of football between them.

 

[GovanRearLoyal]

Andrew Considine how he’s played for as long in the top league of Scottish football is beyond me. Notable mentions for Lee Wilkie(11 caps FFS), Stephen McGinn, Stephen O’Donnell ( another internationalist) and Alan Lithgow

 

[Gheorghe_Hagi]

Did some of these players ever actually play against us? I'm sure the Clyde game was Du Wei's only appearance for them.

Saulius Mikoliunas was an absolutely hilarious player to watch.

 

[55degreesnorth]

Ross Tokely, Lee Wilkie, Gary Kenneth, Martin Canning, John Daly, Michael Stewart, and Robbie Keane

Agreed other than Daly. He had a good record at a decent level and did us a turn.

 

[stevenma]

Amadou Konte of Hibs.

 

[uddingstonbluenose]

The Livingston centre back Cece Pepe just does not look like a footballer, very much of the John Hartson build...

David Wittenveen of Hearts is right up there. Scored a tap in against us, but, couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo.

 

[klosrfc]

rab douglas, utter garbage

 

[Davie Weir]

His performance against Clyde was the stuff of comedy legend.

An excellent watch!

 

[Unicorn]

That thug Tokely mentioned above.

 

[bluewonder]

Gary Gillespie with the mentally challengeds absolute bombscare of a defender in the early 90's who in the late 80's was a regular alongside Alan Hansen in the Liverpool defence. Mike Shitey Galloway again decent player at Hearts but went downhill at the mentally challengeds.

 

[Toyota blue]

Tosh mcinally for Dundee

 

[tommohawk]

Tosh mcinally for Dundee

Ian Black.

 

[dereksmallsloyal]

Tokely and Kenneth are the two that spring to mind. Special shout out for Thomas Solberg at Aberdeen, utterly hopeless.

 

[T WATP]

The thug with the long hair who played for Thistle. His name escapes me. A talentless prick.

Gerry Britton?

 

[mikeymols_10]

Jim Lauchlan
Darren Dods

 

[Jay1873]

Hans Eskilsson at Hearts in the 90s was atrocious

 

[zooranger]

One for us older bears Joe Tortalano at HIV’s

 

[billy kennedy]

Darren Jackson worst player iv ever seen

 

[Barclay the Bear]

Surely it has to be "Shite 'for the dhims I mean his name says it all ,and he cost 5million

 

[temperance]

When we handed Dolly a 5-0 doing at the end of September 'Mikey' Devlin looked like it was his first ever time playing football. A fortnight later he was capped for Scotland.

Playing against SAN Marino is about his level, he’s about as goo£ as McKenna, who is also not very good.