Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

[Kirbys House]

Could be 40 points.

Aye, going into the split!

 

[loyallancashire]

His fucking CV.

 

[El Jock Grande Sabia]

Yaaaaassssss! 40 point gaps! Humiliation! Bring it on Ronald Villiers!

 

[VMS]

This fcker is off his fcking head

 

[Blue Phoenix]

Aaron is a hardon.

He's a fantasist.

 

[Bluetac 73]

Gerry the Celtic fan.

Magic, back ontrack

 

[Numans_Left_Peg]

Tali-bam ya cùnt.

Get it up ye.

 

[Jimmy Jazz]

Just heard the crying guy. Absolutely outstanding.

 

[commander B]

Give Aaron the job for his accent alone !

 

[Nando2]

Here we go the bold Gerry

 

[Ped78]

Gerry's "deflated

 

[The Paludrine Club]

come on Gerry - we need tears

 

[Fourladshadadream]

Deflated

40pts

 

[Truffle Shuffle]

The would be better signing a tall guy from the Taliban . He’s got to be better than big Shane

Shane Duffy has more Bomb Scares in him than the fuckng Taliban.

 

[The Underfaker]

Gerrys De-Flay-Tit.

 

[Jamiegatami]

Aaaren from Afghanistan wants the job.

Gerry sounds like a burst beach ball. 40 points! Ya beauty!

 

[Northampton_Loyalist]

A new entry to the lexicon of clyde 1

DEFLATIT

 

[Sherbet Dab]

Deflatit

 

[Raffles]

Gerrys on the edge of tears here, could we bag a brace in one night???

 

[Beer Belly Loyal]

"Diflatit"

 

[Chas]

Gerry is deflated

 

[Bakubear]

40 points

 

[ottawabear]

Duffy making excuses for Duffy.

Typical mentally challenged.

 

[basilboli]

Gerry is a belter !

 

[Humbug]

Keep them coming

 

[WinkieWATP]

40pts. FFS Jerry 40pts

 

[BN94]

Gerry has got a knife at his wrists

 

[StephenHawkinsfitbawboots]

40points!

 

[ALADOU34]

Yaaaaasss Gerrys deflatit

 

[China Bear]

Jerry the deflated ... no ( Jerry ) we are Spartacus

 

[Porto Loyal]

This one thinks we’re playing tomorrow!

 

[Jamiegatami]

DILUTIT

 

[Bluetac 73]

Gerry thinks we are playing tomorrow.

Also thinks gap could be 40 points.

 

[CoopBlue]

He's at the wind up, surely to fvck

An absolute fantasist.

 

[Metalhead1965]

 

[Grigo Yossarian]

Remember guys these cuunts wanted us dead

They laughed and mocked us for years so I have zero pity for every last one of the bastards

We phucked your 10IAR and it’s glorious

The Rangers back in our rightful position

WATP #55

THIS.

These fuckers laughed at us for years with their shite patter.

They are our enemy.

Suck it right up scum.

 

[oldblueeyes]

Shane Duffy has more Bomb Scares in him than the fuckng Taliban.

Well played !

 

[commander B]

The Gerrys are the funniest !

 

[Truffle Shuffle]

Get Shankland in

 

[Gibbonbear]

This man has just entered Scottish football folklore

Surely a BAFTA award for this or maybe in his case a DAFTA

 

[Feegie blue]

Sappinnin, just put the RC radio on, opened a bottle of wine. Looking forward to being soaked by mentally challenged tears through my headphones.

You have just missed the tears we are drowning in them ... hang around sure there's more to come.

 

[Oranje]

That guy has never been to Aberdeen nevermind Afghanistan!!

The Taliban defo bully him

 

[Maturebear63]

Ah bet they I prefer men be better aff with Dominic Diamond.

 

[Sherbet Dab]

Maybe he sanctioned the move for Duffy, he likes to kick the ball into touch

 

[The Paludrine Club]

40 points? - that will take the shine off Wee Lenny's swingometer.

 

[blue barney]

Gerry on now, eh mmm, eh, mmmm, we could be forty points behind. Too right ya fud.

 

[Cyberniv]

He couldn't point to Afghanistan on a map.

 

[Rangerista]

Like many Bears, when 55 is achieved I will be raising a glass to all the Bears that have gone before seeing it coming home. We stood by our club in its’ darkest hour and all those horrendous days that followed. We remained loyal, we remained true. Part of that faith is rooted in remembering the past and those that have gone. That lot? First test in a decade and they fold like a cheap suit, protest and cry like the whiny, pathetic, needy bitches that they are.

That is a fecking defining post, well said!

 

[Snoopproddiedogg]

Remember guys these cuunts wanted us dead

They laughed and mocked us for years so I have zero pity for every last one of the bastards

We phucked your 10IAR and it’s glorious

The Rangers back in our rightful position

WATP #55

Well said. This tops 9 in a row, helicopter Sunday without a doubt purely down to the brutal journey we have been on to get here. The added bonus is this is fecking destroying them more than those two I mentioned have ever done.

 

[Grigo Yossarian]

I missed the greetin', is there a later time
to hear the whole programme again?

Check @Edweird post.

Comedy moment of 2021.