Stevie McDougall
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Kristoffer Tajer
Put simply he's a big fanny and isn't very good. There's a reason we don't stop his marauding prances upfield, he inevitably fcks it up and leaves them exposed time after time.One of the weirdest players I can ever remember them having.
In the Scottish Cup game, he went down with supposed shoulder damage, yet was clearly fine. Today, he shat out of blocking Morelos' shot. I noticed near the end he seemingly picked up an "injury", but was also at pains to show he had run it off. He likes to give the impression he's leaving it all on the line but isn't at all.
He also does this pathetic thing where he celebrates his own tackles/blocks no matter the context of the game. He did it with Roofe in the first half, and in the last game when they were losing.
He truly is a fanny of a guy PB.
He has talent & pace, but can’t mark players and loses so many physical battles.
He behaves like a cheat, and doesn’t fool us, but fools many of them.
One of the weirdest players I can ever remember them having.
In the Scottish Cup game, he went down with supposed shoulder damage, yet was clearly fine. Today, he shat out of blocking Morelos' shot. I noticed near the end he seemingly picked up an "injury", but was also at pains to show he had run it off. He likes to give the impression he's leaving it all on the line but isn't at all.
He also does this pathetic thing where he celebrates his own tackles/blocks no matter the context of the game. He did it with Roofe in the first half, and in the last game when they were losing.
He’s a shitebagOne of the weirdest players I can ever remember them having.
In the Scottish Cup game, he went down with supposed shoulder damage, yet was clearly fine. Today, he shat out of blocking Morelos' shot. I noticed near the end he seemingly picked up an "injury", but was also at pains to show he had run it off. He likes to give the impression he's leaving it all on the line but isn't at all.
He also does this pathetic thing where he celebrates his own tackles/blocks no matter the context of the game. He did it with Roofe in the first half, and in the last game when they were losing.
Perfect summary.
He's a legend in his own lunchtime.
Total coward of a centre half.
Aye and he screamed like a wean as well. Embarrassing from a grown man.He also went down like he had been shot holding is head when Alfie bumped into him in the box in the first half.
An absolute throbber who I detest.
Got a PR machine that Stan Collymore dreams ofOne of the weirdest players I can ever remember them having.
In the Scottish Cup game, he went down with supposed shoulder damage, yet was clearly fine. Today, he shat out of blocking Morelos' shot. I noticed near the end he seemingly picked up an "injury", but was also at pains to show he had run it off. He likes to give the impression he's leaving it all on the line but isn't at all.
He also does this pathetic thing where he celebrates his own tackles/blocks no matter the context of the game. He did it with Roofe in the first half, and in the last game when they were losing.
Man that was hilarious. I thought I imagined it.He did a no look pass at 3-1 down....back to the goalkeeper.
Did you see his duck to "cause" ours?Did you see his jump to cause their goal?
Taking the blue glasses off I think he is one of their better players!
He’s an absolute fraud, a con man and has convinced media and pundits alike that he’s somehow a hot property. He’s a centre half who cant defend, positionally awful, not particularly brave, rarely a threat in the air (other than once today), not an organiser either. I’d take all of our centre halves before him.......I hope he stays.One of the weirdest players I can ever remember them having.
In the Scottish Cup game, he went down with supposed shoulder damage, yet was clearly fine. Today, he shat out of blocking Morelos' shot. I noticed near the end he seemingly picked up an "injury", but was also at pains to show he had run it off. He likes to give the impression he's leaving it all on the line but isn't at all.
He also does this pathetic thing where he celebrates his own tackles/blocks no matter the context of the game. He did it with Roofe in the first half, and in the last game when they were losing.
It's weird. I have a mate who used to play fives with us. He wasn't particularly good at all, but he was about 8 inches taller than everyone else. He just used to run with the ball and was very hard to disposess because of his size.His height and long legs give him this bizarre ability to dribble past players. It’s like watching a horse gallop up the park. He is pretty good at doing it, but it typically doesn’t end with anything.
Stop being childishKristoffer Tajer
And yet he was one of their best players in the first halfOne of the weirdest players I can ever remember them having.
In the Scottish Cup game, he went down with supposed shoulder damage, yet was clearly fine. Today, he shat out of blocking Morelos' shot. I noticed near the end he seemingly picked up an "injury", but was also at pains to show he had run it off. He likes to give the impression he's leaving it all on the line but isn't at all.
He also does this pathetic thing where he celebrates his own tackles/blocks no matter the context of the game. He did it with Roofe in the first half, and in the last game when they were losing.
Ajer?One of the weirdest players I can ever remember them having.
In the Scottish Cup game, he went down with supposed shoulder damage, yet was clearly fine. Today, he shat out of blocking Morelos' shot. I noticed near the end he seemingly picked up an "injury", but was also at pains to show he had run it off. He likes to give the impression he's leaving it all on the line but isn't at all.
He also does this pathetic thing where he celebrates his own tackles/blocks no matter the context of the game. He did it with Roofe in the first half, and in the last game when they were losing.
He’s like a poor bougherra who physically should be a great defender.He's good running with the ball, but built to be a centre half, but is shite there - a strange player
A complete weapon!One of the weirdest players I can ever remember them having.
In the Scottish Cup game, he went down with supposed shoulder damage, yet was clearly fine. Today, he shat out of blocking Morelos' shot. I noticed near the end he seemingly picked up an "injury", but was also at pains to show he had run it off. He likes to give the impression he's leaving it all on the line but isn't at all.
He also does this pathetic thing where he celebrates his own tackles/blocks no matter the context of the game. He did it with Roofe in the first half, and in the last game when they were losing.
Hope he stays and we recruit an Ian Ferguson type to bring on for the last ten minutes! He needs a boot right up the balls.A complete weapon!
Noticed it as well, agreed. Another one today was Morelos challenging for a cross, Ajer cleared it then went down holding his headOne of the weirdest players I can ever remember them having.
In the Scottish Cup game, he went down with supposed shoulder damage, yet was clearly fine. Today, he shat out of blocking Morelos' shot. I noticed near the end he seemingly picked up an "injury", but was also at pains to show he had run it off. He likes to give the impression he's leaving it all on the line but isn't at all.
He also does this pathetic thing where he celebrates his own tackles/blocks no matter the context of the game. He did it with Roofe in the first half, and in the last game when they were losing.
We will trust your word on that SLBHe looks like one of the stars in the gay porn films.
You could hear him scream when he went down, holding his head.He also went down like he had been shot holding is head when Alfie bumped into him in the box in the first half.
An absolute throbber who I detest.
Was hilarious, a prize one weaponHe pounded the Ibrox turf when his galloping run and shot almost hit the Champions corner flag.
A giraffe on ice.
This guy has been living off his last minute goal line block against us at the midden. Remember how he roared and clenched his fists after it. That is the moment the myth was born that this guy was in any way shape or form a defender.One of the weirdest players I can ever remember them having.
In the Scottish Cup game, he went down with supposed shoulder damage, yet was clearly fine. Today, he shat out of blocking Morelos' shot. I noticed near the end he seemingly picked up an "injury", but was also at pains to show he had run it off. He likes to give the impression he's leaving it all on the line but isn't at all.
He also does this pathetic thing where he celebrates his own tackles/blocks no matter the context of the game. He did it with Roofe in the first half, and in the last game when they were losing.