This is what gives them comfort. They really are on a different planet! None of that would cripple us and they think they’ve got an endless amount of cash! You’re where you are due to your failures, there’s no conspiracy that Liewell wants us around or needs us around! You’re kidding yourself! 55 is destroying you and the only thing I have to say is “You are nothing, you deserve nothing, you will win nothing!”i don't mean to piss on everyone's cornflakes but we've been allowed to win the league this year
Wee Ed KTF
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12:35 PM - 1 day ago#15870
The question I have often asked myself during this humiliating shambles of a season (which could have been saved had Desmond and Lawwell acted instead of ignoring, let's not forget) is:
What would Lawwell choose:
Celtic winning a historic 10 in a row and as a result crippling Sevco and destroying Desmond and Lawwell's O** F*** business model ?
Or Celtic not winning 10 in a row and as a result saving Sevco and retaining the O** F*** business model ?
Factoring in Lawwell's record on EBTs, wanting Newco shoehorned into the top flight in 2012, the 5WA, LNS, title stripping, Res 12, the continuation myth, the SFA, the MIBs, FFP, deliberately downsizing Celtic and managing our decline to make Sevco relevant, briefing against our best manager since MON, etc......I cannot answer.
End of season player review
Barkas - 1/10
lady's front bottom is a SEGA mastersystem. Incapable of making saves. Probably the most tragic of greek tradgedies since the works of Euripides.
Bain - 1/10
He's a Dundee Utd Keeper.
Conor Hazard - 2/10
Gets a extra point just for his penalty heroics against Hearts. Otherwise complete and utter shite.
You couldn't build a competent keeper out of the three of these if you broke them down for parts.
Christopher Julien 4/10
Actually still think he's decent on his day and he's got brittle bones and gets bullied by pub strikers.
Greg Taylor - 1/10
He's a hun, he's weak, he can't pass, he can't get by a man, he's a hun. Gets 6 points for effort but 5 points deducted for being a hun.
Shane Duffy - 1/10
Looks like a farmer and plays like one. Quite literally the worst centre back to ever turn out for us. Caused more damage to us than any single opposition player has.
Jonjoe Kenny - 2/10
I do not know what we were expecting signing a lady's front bottom called Jonjoe. He's worse than Greg Taylor put I have to give him an extra point on the account of not being a hun.
Kristofer Ajer - 3/10
Could never doubt his commitment but just as culpable as anyone else in the defence this season. For a big lad he seems to disappear when the ball is whipped into our box.
Anthony Ralston - 9/10
We barely saw him and for that I'm extremely thankful.
Stephen Welsh - 5/10
Gets a few extra points for not being Shane Duffy.
Diego Laxalt - 2/10
Perhaps sums up the absurdity of this season that we managed to signed a Uruguayan International from AC Milan that turned out to be absolutely hopeless at football. Would make a cracking long distance runner as long as he wouldn't be required to stay in a specific lane. Every bit as bad as Greg Taylor, if not worse, but have to give him an extra point just for not being a hun.
Nir Biton - 1/10
A rolls royce. Could play with slippers on etc.
Amazing that he's been with us for so long despite the fact that he can't get a game in midfield because he's shite. Time for him to go occupy some other territory where he's not wanted.
Scott Brown 2/10
Thanks for the memories. It's been painful watching you this season.
Soro - 4/10
Looked decent for a few games but I think we were all just desperate to be convinced he was a player after suffering such abject shite for months on end. Kind of like of a Rustlers Burger would seem like a gourmet meal after being served a literal plate of shite.
David Turnbull - 4/10
Looks tidy on the ball occasionally. Could yet come good but still has a lot to prove.
Ryan Christie - 1/10
In his head he's Paul Scholes. In reality he's Stephen Pearson. Also has a big annoying face. Can't wait to see him turn out for Brentford or whoever.
Tom Rogic - 1/10
Fair play to him for earning a wage for doing absolutely %^*& all. Like a lass you were in love with for a bit who was an absolutely magic ride but you stayed with her for too long and now you resent the sight of her but you're finding it difficult to break things off because you've too many good memories. She's not even interested in giving you so much as wank anymore now and she's living in your gaff rent free.
Mikey Johnston - 1/10
Like most promising youths to break through at Celtic. Lightweight and actually not very good. Would score a little higher if he wasn't made of glass. A Gen Z Brian McLaughlin.
Mohamed Elyounoussi - 2/10
But but but he scored 15 goals or whatever. Typical Swiss lady's front bottom. Hides when it really matters. Like a mint lindor. Looks nice but soft as %^*& inside and nobody really wants it. You want the red ones.
Callum McGregor - 1/10
Been responsible for more goals conceded than Shane Duffy probably. Looks like a magic player when we're on top and everyone else around him is performing. Like Jeff Lynne
being elevated by the other Travelling Wilburys but in reality he's just some lady's front bottom in ELO.
James Forrest - 4/10
He's probably thankful that he was injured for most of the season.
Leigh Griffiths - 1/10
Just %^*& fucking off. If he wasn't playing football he'd be selling shoplifted bacon and lynx out of a holdall. Shown nothing but contempt for the fans with his lack of commitment. Arsehole.
Albian Ajeti - 1/10
Griffiths is a lady's front bottom and can't run the length of himself for more than two minutes, Eduoard looks like he'd rather being reading book and Klimala simply is not good at football and yet this useless lazy fat %^*& still couldn't stake a claim for a place in the team.
Osdonne Eduoard - 2/10
Actually breaks my heart how poor he's been. I loved him but he's badly let me down. Still better than the other useless options up front though.
Patryk Klimala - 1/10
If all it took was effort he'd be in with a shout of winning the Ballon D'or. As it stands I'm not exactly sure how he ended up in the hoops. I've seen better first touches down the park. The fact that he now gets paid to play football and live in New York is grotesquely unfair. Fair play to him.
Oliver Ntcham - 2/10
Point for being so bad that a manager resigned from his position rather than have to work with him. Probably the most entertaining thing that's happened this season.
Boli Bolingoli - 2/10
Terrible at football but isn't a hun so gets an extra point.
Jeremie Frimpong - 2/10
At least had the decency to %^*& off.
Hatem Abd Elhamed - 1/10
He came, he sold the jerseys, he got injured and he fucked off.
That is fukin brilliant.End of season player review
Barkas - 1/10
lady's front bottom is a SEGA mastersystem. Incapable of making saves. Probably the most tragic of greek tradgedies since the works of Euripides.
Bain - 1/10
He's a Dundee Utd Keeper.
Conor Hazard - 2/10
Gets a extra point just for his penalty heroics against Hearts. Otherwise complete and utter shite.
You couldn't build a competent keeper out of the three of these if you broke them down for parts.
Christopher Julien 4/10
Actually still think he's decent on his day and he's got brittle bones and gets bullied by pub strikers.
Greg Taylor - 1/10
He's a hun, he's weak, he can't pass, he can't get by a man, he's a hun. Gets 6 points for effort but 5 points deducted for being a hun.
Shane Duffy - 1/10
Looks like a farmer and plays like one. Quite literally the worst centre back to ever turn out for us. Caused more damage to us than any single opposition player has.
Jonjoe Kenny - 2/10
I do not know what we were expecting signing a lady's front bottom called Jonjoe. He's worse than Greg Taylor put I have to give him an extra point on the account of not being a hun.
Kristofer Ajer - 3/10
Could never doubt his commitment but just as culpable as anyone else in the defence this season. For a big lad he seems to disappear when the ball is whipped into our box.
Anthony Ralston - 9/10
We barely saw him and for that I'm extremely thankful.
Stephen Welsh - 5/10
Gets a few extra points for not being Shane Duffy.
Diego Laxalt - 2/10
Perhaps sums up the absurdity of this season that we managed to signed a Uruguayan International from AC Milan that turned out to be absolutely hopeless at football. Would make a cracking long distance runner as long as he wouldn't be required to stay in a specific lane. Every bit as bad as Greg Taylor, if not worse, but have to give him an extra point just for not being a hun.
Nir Biton - 1/10
A rolls royce. Could play with slippers on etc.
Amazing that he's been with us for so long despite the fact that he can't get a game in midfield because he's shite. Time for him to go occupy some other territory where he's not wanted.
Scott Brown 2/10
Thanks for the memories. It's been painful watching you this season.
Soro - 4/10
Looked decent for a few games but I think we were all just desperate to be convinced he was a player after suffering such abject shite for months on end. Kind of like of a Rustlers Burger would seem like a gourmet meal after being served a literal plate of shite.
David Turnbull - 4/10
Looks tidy on the ball occasionally. Could yet come good but still has a lot to prove.
Ryan Christie - 1/10
In his head he's Paul Scholes. In reality he's Stephen Pearson. Also has a big annoying face. Can't wait to see him turn out for Brentford or whoever.
Tom Rogic - 1/10
Fair play to him for earning a wage for doing absolutely %^*& all. Like a lass you were in love with for a bit who was an absolutely magic ride but you stayed with her for too long and now you resent the sight of her but you're finding it difficult to break things off because you've too many good memories. She's not even interested in giving you so much as wank anymore now and she's living in your gaff rent free.
Mikey Johnston - 1/10
Like most promising youths to break through at Celtic. Lightweight and actually not very good. Would score a little higher if he wasn't made of glass. A Gen Z Brian McLaughlin.
Mohamed Elyounoussi - 2/10
But but but he scored 15 goals or whatever. Typical Swiss lady's front bottom. Hides when it really matters. Like a mint lindor. Looks nice but soft as %^*& inside and nobody really wants it. You want the red ones.
Callum McGregor - 1/10
Been responsible for more goals conceded than Shane Duffy probably. Looks like a magic player when we're on top and everyone else around him is performing. Like Jeff Lynne
being elevated by the other Travelling Wilburys but in reality he's just some lady's front bottom in ELO.
James Forrest - 4/10
He's probably thankful that he was injured for most of the season.
Leigh Griffiths - 1/10
Just %^*& fucking off. If he wasn't playing football he'd be selling shoplifted bacon and lynx out of a holdall. Shown nothing but contempt for the fans with his lack of commitment. Arsehole.
Albian Ajeti - 1/10
Griffiths is a lady's front bottom and can't run the length of himself for more than two minutes, Eduoard looks like he'd rather being reading book and Klimala simply is not good at football and yet this useless lazy fat %^*& still couldn't stake a claim for a place in the team.
Osdonne Eduoard - 2/10
Actually breaks my heart how poor he's been. I loved him but he's badly let me down. Still better than the other useless options up front though.
Patryk Klimala - 1/10
If all it took was effort he'd be in with a shout of winning the Ballon D'or. As it stands I'm not exactly sure how he ended up in the hoops. I've seen better first touches down the park. The fact that he now gets paid to play football and live in New York is grotesquely unfair. Fair play to him.
Oliver Ntcham - 2/10
Point for being so bad that a manager resigned from his position rather than have to work with him. Probably the most entertaining thing that's happened this season.
Boli Bolingoli - 2/10
Terrible at football but isn't a hun so gets an extra point.
Jeremie Frimpong - 2/10
At least had the decency to %^*& off.
Hatem Abd Elhamed - 1/10
He came, he sold the jerseys, he got injured and he fucked off.
This had me in stitches. It's good to laugh haha.End of season player review
Barkas - 1/10
lady's front bottom is a SEGA mastersystem. Incapable of making saves. Probably the most tragic of greek tradgedies since the works of Euripides.
Bain - 1/10
He's a Dundee Utd Keeper.
Conor Hazard - 2/10
Gets a extra point just for his penalty heroics against Hearts. Otherwise complete and utter shite.
You couldn't build a competent keeper out of the three of these if you broke them down for parts.
Christopher Julien 4/10
Actually still think he's decent on his day and he's got brittle bones and gets bullied by pub strikers.
Greg Taylor - 1/10
He's a hun, he's weak, he can't pass, he can't get by a man, he's a hun. Gets 6 points for effort but 5 points deducted for being a hun.
Shane Duffy - 1/10
Looks like a farmer and plays like one. Quite literally the worst centre back to ever turn out for us. Caused more damage to us than any single opposition player has.
Jonjoe Kenny - 2/10
I do not know what we were expecting signing a lady's front bottom called Jonjoe. He's worse than Greg Taylor put I have to give him an extra point on the account of not being a hun.
Kristofer Ajer - 3/10
Could never doubt his commitment but just as culpable as anyone else in the defence this season. For a big lad he seems to disappear when the ball is whipped into our box.
Anthony Ralston - 9/10
We barely saw him and for that I'm extremely thankful.
Stephen Welsh - 5/10
Gets a few extra points for not being Shane Duffy.
Diego Laxalt - 2/10
Perhaps sums up the absurdity of this season that we managed to signed a Uruguayan International from AC Milan that turned out to be absolutely hopeless at football. Would make a cracking long distance runner as long as he wouldn't be required to stay in a specific lane. Every bit as bad as Greg Taylor, if not worse, but have to give him an extra point just for not being a hun.
Nir Biton - 1/10
A rolls royce. Could play with slippers on etc.
Amazing that he's been with us for so long despite the fact that he can't get a game in midfield because he's shite. Time for him to go occupy some other territory where he's not wanted.
Scott Brown 2/10
Thanks for the memories. It's been painful watching you this season.
Soro - 4/10
Looked decent for a few games but I think we were all just desperate to be convinced he was a player after suffering such abject shite for months on end. Kind of like of a Rustlers Burger would seem like a gourmet meal after being served a literal plate of shite.
David Turnbull - 4/10
Looks tidy on the ball occasionally. Could yet come good but still has a lot to prove.
Ryan Christie - 1/10
In his head he's Paul Scholes. In reality he's Stephen Pearson. Also has a big annoying face. Can't wait to see him turn out for Brentford or whoever.
Tom Rogic - 1/10
Fair play to him for earning a wage for doing absolutely %^*& all. Like a lass you were in love with for a bit who was an absolutely magic ride but you stayed with her for too long and now you resent the sight of her but you're finding it difficult to break things off because you've too many good memories. She's not even interested in giving you so much as wank anymore now and she's living in your gaff rent free.
Mikey Johnston - 1/10
Like most promising youths to break through at Celtic. Lightweight and actually not very good. Would score a little higher if he wasn't made of glass. A Gen Z Brian McLaughlin.
Mohamed Elyounoussi - 2/10
But but but he scored 15 goals or whatever. Typical Swiss lady's front bottom. Hides when it really matters. Like a mint lindor. Looks nice but soft as %^*& inside and nobody really wants it. You want the red ones.
Callum McGregor - 1/10
Been responsible for more goals conceded than Shane Duffy probably. Looks like a magic player when we're on top and everyone else around him is performing. Like Jeff Lynne
being elevated by the other Travelling Wilburys but in reality he's just some lady's front bottom in ELO.
James Forrest - 4/10
He's probably thankful that he was injured for most of the season.
Leigh Griffiths - 1/10
Just %^*& fucking off. If he wasn't playing football he'd be selling shoplifted bacon and lynx out of a holdall. Shown nothing but contempt for the fans with his lack of commitment. Arsehole.
Albian Ajeti - 1/10
Griffiths is a lady's front bottom and can't run the length of himself for more than two minutes, Eduoard looks like he'd rather being reading book and Klimala simply is not good at football and yet this useless lazy fat %^*& still couldn't stake a claim for a place in the team.
Osdonne Eduoard - 2/10
Actually breaks my heart how poor he's been. I loved him but he's badly let me down. Still better than the other useless options up front though.
Patryk Klimala - 1/10
If all it took was effort he'd be in with a shout of winning the Ballon D'or. As it stands I'm not exactly sure how he ended up in the hoops. I've seen better first touches down the park. The fact that he now gets paid to play football and live in New York is grotesquely unfair. Fair play to him.
Oliver Ntcham - 2/10
Point for being so bad that a manager resigned from his position rather than have to work with him. Probably the most entertaining thing that's happened this season.
Boli Bolingoli - 2/10
Terrible at football but isn't a hun so gets an extra point.
Jeremie Frimpong - 2/10
At least had the decency to %^*& off.
Hatem Abd Elhamed - 1/10
He came, he sold the jerseys, he got injured and he fucked off.
There’s actually a 3 minute video from that game alone of Kent waltzing past their defendersSilent Witness
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There were occasions when Edouard and Ajer waltzed through their defence. Their best dribblers are Kent and Aribo and neither could do that. What Edouard and Ajer have is a level of skill that Sevco doesn't have.
They are better than us not because they have necessarily better players, but because they are better coached and organised, and they work a lot harder too.
Now that he’s shit the keeper is £4mil and no longer £6mil
Diego Laxalt - 2/10
Perhaps sums up the absurdity of this season that we managed to signed a Uruguayan International from AC Milan that turned out to be absolutely hopeless at football.
Who is that talking about?
Who is that talking about?
Their heroes, a year after they won/bribed a vote.End of season player review
Barkas - 1/10
lady's front bottom is a SEGA mastersystem. Incapable of making saves. Probably the most tragic of greek tradgedies since the works of Euripides.
Bain - 1/10
He's a Dundee Utd Keeper.
Conor Hazard - 2/10
Gets a extra point just for his penalty heroics against Hearts. Otherwise complete and utter shite.
You couldn't build a competent keeper out of the three of these if you broke them down for parts.
Christopher Julien 4/10
Actually still think he's decent on his day and he's got brittle bones and gets bullied by pub strikers.
Greg Taylor - 1/10
He's a hun, he's weak, he can't pass, he can't get by a man, he's a hun. Gets 6 points for effort but 5 points deducted for being a hun.
Shane Duffy - 1/10
Looks like a farmer and plays like one. Quite literally the worst centre back to ever turn out for us. Caused more damage to us than any single opposition player has.
Jonjoe Kenny - 2/10
I do not know what we were expecting signing a lady's front bottom called Jonjoe. He's worse than Greg Taylor put I have to give him an extra point on the account of not being a hun.
Kristofer Ajer - 3/10
Could never doubt his commitment but just as culpable as anyone else in the defence this season. For a big lad he seems to disappear when the ball is whipped into our box.
Anthony Ralston - 9/10
We barely saw him and for that I'm extremely thankful.
Stephen Welsh - 5/10
Gets a few extra points for not being Shane Duffy.
Diego Laxalt - 2/10
Perhaps sums up the absurdity of this season that we managed to signed a Uruguayan International from AC Milan that turned out to be absolutely hopeless at football. Would make a cracking long distance runner as long as he wouldn't be required to stay in a specific lane. Every bit as bad as Greg Taylor, if not worse, but have to give him an extra point just for not being a hun.
Nir Biton - 1/10
A rolls royce. Could play with slippers on etc.
Amazing that he's been with us for so long despite the fact that he can't get a game in midfield because he's shite. Time for him to go occupy some other territory where he's not wanted.
Scott Brown 2/10
Thanks for the memories. It's been painful watching you this season.
Soro - 4/10
Looked decent for a few games but I think we were all just desperate to be convinced he was a player after suffering such abject shite for months on end. Kind of like of a Rustlers Burger would seem like a gourmet meal after being served a literal plate of shite.
David Turnbull - 4/10
Looks tidy on the ball occasionally. Could yet come good but still has a lot to prove.
Ryan Christie - 1/10
In his head he's Paul Scholes. In reality he's Stephen Pearson. Also has a big annoying face. Can't wait to see him turn out for Brentford or whoever.
Tom Rogic - 1/10
Fair play to him for earning a wage for doing absolutely %^*& all. Like a lass you were in love with for a bit who was an absolutely magic ride but you stayed with her for too long and now you resent the sight of her but you're finding it difficult to break things off because you've too many good memories. She's not even interested in giving you so much as wank anymore now and she's living in your gaff rent free.
Mikey Johnston - 1/10
Like most promising youths to break through at Celtic. Lightweight and actually not very good. Would score a little higher if he wasn't made of glass. A Gen Z Brian McLaughlin.
Mohamed Elyounoussi - 2/10
But but but he scored 15 goals or whatever. Typical Swiss lady's front bottom. Hides when it really matters. Like a mint lindor. Looks nice but soft as %^*& inside and nobody really wants it. You want the red ones.
Callum McGregor - 1/10
Been responsible for more goals conceded than Shane Duffy probably. Looks like a magic player when we're on top and everyone else around him is performing. Like Jeff Lynne
being elevated by the other Travelling Wilburys but in reality he's just some lady's front bottom in ELO.
James Forrest - 4/10
He's probably thankful that he was injured for most of the season.
Leigh Griffiths - 1/10
Just %^*& fucking off. If he wasn't playing football he'd be selling shoplifted bacon and lynx out of a holdall. Shown nothing but contempt for the fans with his lack of commitment. Arsehole.
Albian Ajeti - 1/10
Griffiths is a lady's front bottom and can't run the length of himself for more than two minutes, Eduoard looks like he'd rather being reading book and Klimala simply is not good at football and yet this useless lazy fat %^*& still couldn't stake a claim for a place in the team.
Osdonne Eduoard - 2/10
Actually breaks my heart how poor he's been. I loved him but he's badly let me down. Still better than the other useless options up front though.
Patryk Klimala - 1/10
If all it took was effort he'd be in with a shout of winning the Ballon D'or. As it stands I'm not exactly sure how he ended up in the hoops. I've seen better first touches down the park. The fact that he now gets paid to play football and live in New York is grotesquely unfair. Fair play to him.
Oliver Ntcham - 2/10
Point for being so bad that a manager resigned from his position rather than have to work with him. Probably the most entertaining thing that's happened this season.
Boli Bolingoli - 2/10
Terrible at football but isn't a hun so gets an extra point.
Jeremie Frimpong - 2/10
At least had the decency to %^*& off.
Hatem Abd Elhamed - 1/10
He came, he sold the jerseys, he got injured and he fucked off.
Leigh Griffiths - 1/10
Just %^*& fucking off. If he wasn't playing football he'd be selling shoplifted bacon and lynx out of a holdall. Shown nothing but contempt for the fans with his lack of commitment. Arsehole.
To be fair on the missed chance, it can't be easy to get an effort on target when your head is shaped like a Marris Piper.I rate him and wanted us to try and get him in the summer but the main criticism of him before he had even signed for them was he might lack the athleticism to play in the old firm or european games against teams with physical and athletic midfields, so far that looks exactly the case as besides a few pops from range and a sitter missed with his head yesterday he's done nothing against us. He'll be great against most of the jobbers in the league but some of the praise and wonderkid tags given to him have been so over the top.
Their heroes, a year after they won/bribed a vote.
Leigh Griffiths - 1/10
Just %^*& fucking off. If he wasn't playing football he'd be selling shoplifted bacon and lynx out of a holdall. Shown nothing but contempt for the fans with his lack of commitment. Arsehole.
How easily they turn on their players is pathetic, especially after the success they've had.While that is both funny and indeed true they were happy to indulge him he was wiping his nose on our corner flag etc.
Easy to act the hero when things are going your way but the mark of someone is how they respond when the chips are down and in all areas of his life he is seriously lacking.
I came on to see if anyone had clocked this comment.Love it - Their arrogance has come home to roost. They still think we're "average".
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Keeper - Good but no world beater
Full backs that can cross a ball, but can't defend
Centre backs that are slow, ponderous and rarely come out of their comfort zone
Midfield Davis decent but 38, Arfield headless chicken, Hagi & Kent both posers, Aribo & Kamara both bang average but add a bit of height
Forwards Morelos (Muppet, bang average) - Defoe ancient, Roofe & Itten barely average
Glad they've at least complimented Aribo and Kamara on their height.
How easily they turn on their players is pathetic, especially after the success they've had.
Agree. They've also been fed a constant diet of sycophantic drivel for years, and now reality is hitting.They're lashing out because of what was at stake for them this season, they cant process it because they thought it was inevitable.
If they had won the league this year we wouldn't have heard the end of it until our final breath.
Not only did we stop them from doing so but we also completely embarrassed them in the process.
Which was nice.
They're lashing out because of what was at stake for them this season, they cant process it because they thought it was inevitable.
If they had won the league this year we wouldn't have heard the end of it until our final breath.
Not only did we stop them from doing so but we also completely embarrassed them in the process.
Which was nice.
Which ladies team does she play for?,hoh wait a minute OMG you don't mean the best fullback England probably ever had,bwahahaha, deluded just doesn't cover it,we are definitely the people,!I shit you not, they were comparing him with Ashley Cole!
Yeah Laxalt lol.Who is that talking about?
Cant argue with thatA followfollow punter's opinion of celtc's team.
Bain- double amputee impersonator.
Kenny- On loan Fud.
Welsh- Pubescent pudding.
Ajer- Norwegian Knob end.
Taylor- Turncoat tit.
McGregor- Undercover bear.
Brown- Brown.
Turnbull- Tefal turd.
Forrest- jump the dyke hasbeen.
Elyounoussi- Useless.
Edouard- Fat lazy twat.
That is superb.End of season player review
Barkas - 1/10
lady's front bottom is a SEGA mastersystem. Incapable of making saves. Probably the most tragic of greek tradgedies since the works of Euripides.
Bain - 1/10
He's a Dundee Utd Keeper.
Conor Hazard - 2/10
Gets a extra point just for his penalty heroics against Hearts. Otherwise complete and utter shite.
You couldn't build a competent keeper out of the three of these if you broke them down for parts.
Christopher Julien 4/10
Actually still think he's decent on his day and he's got brittle bones and gets bullied by pub strikers.
Greg Taylor - 1/10
He's a hun, he's weak, he can't pass, he can't get by a man, he's a hun. Gets 6 points for effort but 5 points deducted for being a hun.
Shane Duffy - 1/10
Looks like a farmer and plays like one. Quite literally the worst centre back to ever turn out for us. Caused more damage to us than any single opposition player has.
Jonjoe Kenny - 2/10
I do not know what we were expecting signing a lady's front bottom called Jonjoe. He's worse than Greg Taylor put I have to give him an extra point on the account of not being a hun.
Kristofer Ajer - 3/10
Could never doubt his commitment but just as culpable as anyone else in the defence this season. For a big lad he seems to disappear when the ball is whipped into our box.
Anthony Ralston - 9/10
We barely saw him and for that I'm extremely thankful.
Stephen Welsh - 5/10
Gets a few extra points for not being Shane Duffy.
Diego Laxalt - 2/10
Perhaps sums up the absurdity of this season that we managed to signed a Uruguayan International from AC Milan that turned out to be absolutely hopeless at football. Would make a cracking long distance runner as long as he wouldn't be required to stay in a specific lane. Every bit as bad as Greg Taylor, if not worse, but have to give him an extra point just for not being a hun.
Nir Biton - 1/10
A rolls royce. Could play with slippers on etc.
Amazing that he's been with us for so long despite the fact that he can't get a game in midfield because he's shite. Time for him to go occupy some other territory where he's not wanted.
Scott Brown 2/10
Thanks for the memories. It's been painful watching you this season.
Soro - 4/10
Looked decent for a few games but I think we were all just desperate to be convinced he was a player after suffering such abject shite for months on end. Kind of like of a Rustlers Burger would seem like a gourmet meal after being served a literal plate of shite.
David Turnbull - 4/10
Looks tidy on the ball occasionally. Could yet come good but still has a lot to prove.
Ryan Christie - 1/10
In his head he's Paul Scholes. In reality he's Stephen Pearson. Also has a big annoying face. Can't wait to see him turn out for Brentford or whoever.
Tom Rogic - 1/10
Fair play to him for earning a wage for doing absolutely %^*& all. Like a lass you were in love with for a bit who was an absolutely magic ride but you stayed with her for too long and now you resent the sight of her but you're finding it difficult to break things off because you've too many good memories. She's not even interested in giving you so much as wank anymore now and she's living in your gaff rent free.
Mikey Johnston - 1/10
Like most promising youths to break through at Celtic. Lightweight and actually not very good. Would score a little higher if he wasn't made of glass. A Gen Z Brian McLaughlin.
Mohamed Elyounoussi - 2/10
But but but he scored 15 goals or whatever. Typical Swiss lady's front bottom. Hides when it really matters. Like a mint lindor. Looks nice but soft as %^*& inside and nobody really wants it. You want the red ones.
Callum McGregor - 1/10
Been responsible for more goals conceded than Shane Duffy probably. Looks like a magic player when we're on top and everyone else around him is performing. Like Jeff Lynne
being elevated by the other Travelling Wilburys but in reality he's just some lady's front bottom in ELO.
James Forrest - 4/10
He's probably thankful that he was injured for most of the season.
Leigh Griffiths - 1/10
Just %^*& fucking off. If he wasn't playing football he'd be selling shoplifted bacon and lynx out of a holdall. Shown nothing but contempt for the fans with his lack of commitment. Arsehole.
Albian Ajeti - 1/10
Griffiths is a lady's front bottom and can't run the length of himself for more than two minutes, Eduoard looks like he'd rather being reading book and Klimala simply is not good at football and yet this useless lazy fat %^*& still couldn't stake a claim for a place in the team.
Osdonne Eduoard - 2/10
Actually breaks my heart how poor he's been. I loved him but he's badly let me down. Still better than the other useless options up front though.
Patryk Klimala - 1/10
If all it took was effort he'd be in with a shout of winning the Ballon D'or. As it stands I'm not exactly sure how he ended up in the hoops. I've seen better first touches down the park. The fact that he now gets paid to play football and live in New York is grotesquely unfair. Fair play to him.
Oliver Ntcham - 2/10
Point for being so bad that a manager resigned from his position rather than have to work with him. Probably the most entertaining thing that's happened this season.
Boli Bolingoli - 2/10
Terrible at football but isn't a hun so gets an extra point.
Jeremie Frimpong - 2/10
At least had the decency to %^*& off.
Hatem Abd Elhamed - 1/10
He came, he sold the jerseys, he got injured and he fucked off.
We had more home fans in attendance in the third division when they were sitting top of the SPL! Biggest club with the best fans in the world my bawsack!
On Sunday, their £40m world class striker (no laughing at the back) was up against our 5th choice centre back, who has only started 17 games in his entire career.They scored two goals in five games against two fullbacks who cant defend and slow, ponderous center backs.
We go to all these lengths to conceal number 5 and we get rumbled NOW!I was in a group at the golf yesterday with a bitter one and I am not making any of this up:
1- Peter Lawwell sabotaged Celtic’s season, he didn’t back them in the transfer window. I pointed out they spent loads on barkas, ajeti, turnbull, duffy, laxalt etc but this was dismissed.
2- He had it on good authority that Gerrard met with all referees at the start of the season and outlined how his team would be refereed over the season
3- Rangers were riddled with Covid and just kept playing and the authorities turned a blind eye
4- There were more players at Patterson’s house but Rangers selected the ones they could do without.
5- Best of all, Covid is an engineered plot to lower the catholic population and it’s cheaper to do it this way than by world war
Absolute moon unit!
I genuinely wouldn’t get round the course with a clown like that. I am awkward enough as it is and struggle to hide my dislike of people without them coming out with that nonsense.I was in a group at the golf yesterday with a bitter one and I am not making any of this up:
1- Peter Lawwell sabotaged Celtic’s season, he didn’t back them in the transfer window. I pointed out they spent loads on barkas, ajeti, turnbull, duffy, laxalt etc but this was dismissed.
2- He had it on good authority that Gerrard met with all referees at the start of the season and outlined how his team would be refereed over the season
3- Rangers were riddled with Covid and just kept playing and the authorities turned a blind eye
4- There were more players at Patterson’s house but Rangers selected the ones they could do without.
5- Best of all, Covid is an engineered plot to lower the catholic population and it’s cheaper to do it this way than by world war
Absolute moon unit!
Kids...don't take drugs.I was in a group at the golf yesterday with a bitter one and I am not making any of this up:
1- Peter Lawwell sabotaged Celtic’s season, he didn’t back them in the transfer window. I pointed out they spent loads on barkas, ajeti, turnbull, duffy, laxalt etc but this was dismissed.
2- He had it on good authority that Gerrard met with all referees at the start of the season and outlined how his team would be refereed over the season
3- Rangers were riddled with Covid and just kept playing and the authorities turned a blind eye
4- There were more players at Patterson’s house but Rangers selected the ones they could do without.
5- Best of all, Covid is an engineered plot to lower the catholic population and it’s cheaper to do it this way than by world war
Absolute moon unit!
I just hammered him at golf so it’s all good haI genuinely wouldn’t get round the course with a clown like that. I am awkward enough as it is and struggle to hide my dislike of people without them coming out with that nonsense.
I just hammered him at golf so it’s all good ha
You still managed to pay golf listening to that?I was in a group at the golf yesterday with a bitter one and I am not making any of this up:
1- Peter Lawwell sabotaged Celtic’s season, he didn’t back them in the transfer window. I pointed out they spent loads on barkas, ajeti, turnbull, duffy, laxalt etc but this was dismissed.
2- He had it on good authority that Gerrard met with all referees at the start of the season and outlined how his team would be refereed over the season
3- Rangers were riddled with Covid and just kept playing and the authorities turned a blind eye
4- There were more players at Patterson’s house but Rangers selected the ones they could do without.
5- Best of all, Covid is an engineered plot to lower the catholic population and it’s cheaper to do it this way than by world war
Absolute moon unit!
Aye laughing constantlyYou still managed to pay golf listening to that?
How pathetic a human being do you need to be that you can't even write the words old firm. Imagine living like that.i don't mean to piss on everyone's cornflakes but we've been allowed to win the league this year
Wee Ed KTF
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The question I have often asked myself during this humiliating shambles of a season (which could have been saved had Desmond and Lawwell acted instead of ignoring, let's not forget) is:
What would Lawwell choose:
Celtic winning a historic 10 in a row and as a result crippling Sevco and destroying Desmond and Lawwell's O** F*** business model ?
Or Celtic not winning 10 in a row and as a result saving Sevco and retaining the O** F*** business model ?
Factoring in Lawwell's record on EBTs, wanting Newco shoehorned into the top flight in 2012, the 5WA, LNS, title stripping, Res 12, the continuation myth, the SFA, the MIBs, FFP, deliberately downsizing Celtic and managing our decline to make Sevco relevant, briefing against our best manager since MON, etc......I cannot answer.
I can only assume you work for some sort of care in the community initiative and took this poor fella out for the dayI was in a group at the golf yesterday with a bitter one and I am not making any of this up:
1- Peter Lawwell sabotaged Celtic’s season, he didn’t back them in the transfer window. I pointed out they spent loads on barkas, ajeti, turnbull, duffy, laxalt etc but this was dismissed.
2- He had it on good authority that Gerrard met with all referees at the start of the season and outlined how his team would be refereed over the season
3- Rangers were riddled with Covid and just kept playing and the authorities turned a blind eye
4- There were more players at Patterson’s house but Rangers selected the ones they could do without.
5- Best of all, Covid is an engineered plot to lower the catholic population and it’s cheaper to do it this way than by world war
Absolute moon unit!
Presumably what he meant by “on paper” was he came from a big Italian club, because somebody on here posted his stats and said he’d be utterly crap. He’d also been voted Milan’s worst player ever which I’m sure would’ve been recorded on paper.Unreal signing on paper.
How'd it work out on the field?
Should have done the world a favour and smashed his thick skull with a club of your choiceI was in a group at the golf yesterday with a bitter one and I am not making any of this up:
1- Peter Lawwell sabotaged Celtic’s season, he didn’t back them in the transfer window. I pointed out they spent loads on barkas, ajeti, turnbull, duffy, laxalt etc but this was dismissed.
2- He had it on good authority that Gerrard met with all referees at the start of the season and outlined how his team would be refereed over the season
3- Rangers were riddled with Covid and just kept playing and the authorities turned a blind eye
4- There were more players at Patterson’s house but Rangers selected the ones they could do without.
5- Best of all, Covid is an engineered plot to lower the catholic population and it’s cheaper to do it this way than by world war
Absolute moon unit!
Part of the loan deal was that he must play against them in both group games of the EL.Presumably what he meant by “on paper” was he came from a big Italian club, because somebody on here posted his stats and said he’d be utterly crap. He’d also been voted Milan’s worst player ever which I’m sure would’ve been recorded on paper.
Almost all companies will have a tax Bill. I’m sure companies have been allowed to defer tax due to covid and pay it before a certain date. One of them will be guessing we’re doing that and trying to stir it, but their own club will be exactly the same.View attachment 2095
We have a substantial tax Bill outstanding which we are not allowing journalists to speak about at press conferences.
They are still believing in this pish and it’s absolutely glorious