Clyde 1 Clown Call-In Clinic thread * MERGED *

I despise these deluded bastards.

They think they can go toe to toe with these teams. It’s absolutely hilarious. The good thing is their fat slug of a manager thinks the same.
They’re good at besting the spfl dross but I think they lack the sophistication and players to make an impact at UCL level.
 
One team......yes One team.....is responsible for pur European placings in all 3 competitions.
And still the other teams try and fcuk it up.
Murderwell, Dundee Hibs and Car rental mob all been gubbed already.
Now we will see the darknside get hummed
And these tossers are creaming themselves over that mob.
 
Celtc are in for a massive shock when the opposition runs at their defence, unlike here in Scotland. They'll probably beat Shaktar at the Piggery, but that'll be it.
 
RB are a right good side. We done exceptionally well to put them out. It was 50/50 until big John scored, and now they have Werner. Timo v Timmy!
They don’t get that you have to out think quality European teams, if they think they can just outplay them, then they’re gonna get some heavy doings
 
You play fast attackers against them they are knackered you see it every time they play in Europe a quick midfield and a couple of rapid strikers and their defence cannot handle it.
You play slow front players it makes it easy for them.
 
First call tonight and they're going through from their group. Based on our results last year and Shaktar playing in Poland :D
Ukraine came to Hampden in the style of people playing for the right of their fellow-countrymen to exist,

And no matter where Shakhtar end up, they will fight with the determination of a group of men who feel that it is in their hands as to whether the people of their region are freed from the oppression and brutality of Kiev and Washington.

Not only that, they'll also feel they are fighting for their Russian brothers and sisters who, in their opinion, have been cast as Europe's social lepers for no valid reason whatsoever.

Come on Shakhtar.
 
Ukraine came to Hampden in the style of people playing for the right of their fellow-countrymen to exist,

And no matter where Shakhtar end up, they will fight with the determination of a group of men who feel that it is in their hands as to whether the people of their region are freed from the oppression and brutality of Kiev and Washington.

Not only that, they'll also feel they are fighting for their Russian brothers and sisters who, in their opinion, have been cast as Europe's social lepers for no valid reason whatsoever.

Come on Shakhtar.
Kyiv, not Kiev.
 
Someone phone in and remind them that Celtic wouldn't be in Europe without us.

Years ago we were playing Ufa, they were getting banjoed off Bodo a few months ago!

This notion that celtic are somehow important and involved in the progression of Scottish Football is a joke.
Why don’t you ?
 
I despise these deluded bastards.

They think they can go toe to toe with these teams. It’s absolutely hilarious. The good thing is their fat slug of a manager thinks the same.

Had it on last night one of them was on saying he was fairly confident they would get out the group. Gordon Duncan asked him what made him so confident and he hit out with '2 reasons.. Kyogo and Jota' couldn't help but laugh.
 
This is a language issue, not a change of name one.
Actually think it's a mixture of two things:

1) Hatred and loathing for all that are British, whether it be our language or names for foreign places

2) Middle-class wankers taking our game off us and saying, "I know you uncultured, prefer-to-stand, pie-and-bovril-devouring, poorly-travelled, manual-labour-suited plebs like to say Red Star Belgrade, but it's our game now. We've taken it off you, we've had the season tickets increased in price to keep the worst of you out, we've banned you all from standing, we've had you jailed for saying things that may slightly annoy people who can't hear you, and we've stopped the ones who smoke from doing so in the open air. And banned them leaving temporarily at half-time to do so, just to be extra-dickish about it. Also, we've insisted you call foreign opposition by the same names as the foreigners do, which we like especially when it looks like a Ceefax page from a broken aerial. And if that doesn't get rid of enough of you tax-credits filth, we'll start saying that not using Cyrillic script for Eastern Europe teams is what Hitler would've done."

B-D

WE DIDN'T FIGHT TWO WORLD WARS TO SAY SHITE LIKE CRVENA ZVEZDA!
 
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