All this talk of Scottish VAR got me thinking. I believe it deserves a little ditty to itself.
I am a loyal VAR man.
They say I always get it rang
It wisnae a penalty
To Rangers so they say
I am a loyal VAR man
So draw those lines, draw them straight
That they may call the right play
They’ll make much noise and a big deal of it
The weary life of a bigoted hypocrite
I am a loyal VAR man
The Hibees fans they want a Rangers ban
Their good at telling lies
Throwing Corkscrews, bottles and pies
I am a loyal VAR man
So draw those lines, draw them straight
That they may call the right play
They’ll make much noise and a big deal of it
The weary life of a bigoted hypocrite
I am a loyal VAR man
They say I always get it rang
The ref he makes the call
Not me, he does it all
I am a loyal VAR man
So draw those lines, draw them straight
That they may call the right play
They’ll make much noise and a big deal of it
The weary life of a bigoted hypocrite