Folk who shout “SWITCH IT” during games can die
Referring to your manager as Mr (Surname)
“Brenda”.
So mildly perturbed is okay?People who get more than mildly perturbed by phrases other use, desperately need their hole.
The recent (I think) trend of calling the ball ‘the football’ annoys me more than it probably should.“The football club” seems to be more common now than ever before. It seems to be used by ex players to try to sound more intelligent when they could just insert the relevant club name
Yip. It doesn't slam. The wind cant catch it. DrivelOnly twelve days until the transfer window SLAMS SHUT.
Beat me to it ...i think it was Andy Gray ."What a hit" who started that pish
Using the word “Footie”
I’ll give you one straight from here
“He’s still raw”
Applied to literally any young player regardless of how well developed they are. “The blue pound” can go on the list too.
Ulster Gazelle
Referring to our recent troubles as ‘the patter years’.
Used to be heard by people not normally interested in football when a big event comes on - World Cup final etc. Now it seems to be trendy to use "footie".Using the word “Footie”
He's hit the 'beans on toast'
This needs said -
All the posters, mostly adults too, who twist a word to read as something derogatory eg
Hampdump
Shitoddrie
Murderwell
Dumbele
It’s fuckin pathetic and unbelievably unfunny
I absolutely hate “the blue pound” term, it’s awful.
Players too like Fartson or Samararse. I actually find some of them quite funny and inventive.
Footie just makes me think of thisAnyone using that term should be shot at dawn.
A poster on here last season was referring to them as Demsmelly and Stinkclair, woeful patter