It is tragic. And I’ve no idea who it was sent to. But I can imagine it achieved it’s objectiveThat is absofcukinlutley tragic.
Even for, as Jimmy Cagney would say, a dirty rat.
I am going to be honest. I have had a lot of sexual experiences, but never shagged a girlfriend's father.There’s more…
“Your lips are so red and tender,
It’s so lucky I met you on Tinder
When I put my small cock in your mouth
All you could say was you wanted to ‘wowoouth’
You cupped my balls and fingered my bum
The way you did that reminded me of your mum
Your sister gives me the best head
Your father is also a magician in bed”
I also have to say it is not high on my bucket list.I am going to be honest. I have had a lot of sexual experiences, but never shagged a girlfriend's father.
Even Mickey Thomas wouldn't try to pull of that crime."........pulling you was my greatest ever coo.'
Look out Dylan Thomas.
Holy Feck. Imagine sticking in, so I can keep tabs. It's normal darling, just want you to be safe.That is absofcukinlutley tragic.
Even for, as Jimmy Cagney would say, a dirty rat.
Feckin class, fellow bear.My love is like a purple bruise,
Freshly sprung last night,
My luv is like riding you,
Speshully after a fight.
So stick it out that pert wee ass,
Baws deep in luv am I,
Now sit the %^*& down I'm talking to you,
I'm off for my brother's coo's pie.
He said on a podcast, that not even his own mum speaks to him (Rhodney). Because Ryan can’t do any wrong in his own families eyes.
Hopefully he’s satisfied that people know what kinda guy his brother is.
Let’s hear what Neville and Keane have to say about their old mate.
I doubt that he’ll get jailed. But stranger things have happened.Holy Feck. Imagine sticking in, so I can keep tabs. It's normal darling, just want you to be safe.
A grade A Tosser.
Soon in with the Beastie boys.
Back where he belongs.
There's my poem ya Nonce.
Sex case, sex case, hang em hang em hang em.
Just when you thought romance was dead...Is this what’s classed as flirting these days.
Just f@cking hell.
Oh then I read a bit further and he wants to send amazeball flowers.Replying with fandabidoozie is surely enough to end the trial and sent the c.unt to jail?
In his quest for a knighthood, he probably partakes in sexual exploits of a similar nature to William, all with the blessing of Posh.I think what we've all learned from this is that the next time an English football pundit ever describes someone as a 'model pro', he is likely a really weird sex case.
For what it's worth, my bet has always been on Beckham being a 'model pro'.
It's only a matter of time...
This trial could end up rivalling Depp v Heard
You are the jam in my doughnut, the truffle in my pasta, the salt in my tequila.
‘Jam in my donut’: Court hears more of Ryan Giggs’ poetry and text exchanges with his ex
Ryan Giggs told his PR executive girlfriend Kate Greville she was "the jam in my doughnut, the truffle in my pasta, the salt in my tequila", a court has heard.www.lbc.co.uk
Ryan Giggs poet absurd
Writes a prose about his burd .
Oh how he loves her he is cooing
Then he gives her a helluva doing.
Now he might be going to jail
If he pleas and lies do fail
Banged in a cell with a mental Maddy
Wishing he wasn't such a baddy.
Hitting women is kind of dumb
Now he'll have to guard his bum
In bits at "Greville"This trial could end up rivalling Depp v Heard
You are the jam in my doughnut, the truffle in my pasta, the salt in my tequila.
‘Jam in my donut’: Court hears more of Ryan Giggs’ poetry and text exchanges with his ex
Ryan Giggs told his PR executive girlfriend Kate Greville she was "the jam in my doughnut, the truffle in my pasta, the salt in my tequila", a court has heard.www.lbc.co.uk
He isn’t there to talk about what he is like with woman though? Think Neville is also a character witness too.Ferguson giving a character defence for him is poor stuff
He has zero knowledge of how giggs was with women behind closed doors.
Just an attempt to impress the jury with Ferguson backing him
The guy was his employee who he would shout at if things were going tits up, wasn’t like giggs was going to do anything back was it?
Really poor stuff.Ferguson giving a character defence for him is poor stuff
He has zero knowledge of how giggs was with women behind closed doors.
Just an attempt to impress the jury with Ferguson backing him
The guy was his employee who he would shout at if things were going tits up, wasn’t like giggs was going to do anything back was it?
He obviously had no idea, therefore he should not be there.He isn’t there to talk about what he is like with woman though? Think Neville is also a character witness too.
Again, with Neville another pal (& business partner) who isn’t female & didn’t share a house with the guyHe isn’t there to talk about what he is like with woman though? Think Neville is also a character witness too.
But he is there as a character witness by Giggs defence.Again, another pal who isn’t female & didn’t share a house with the guy
Totally immaterial, The whole case is about a man and how he behaves with woman in his private life
Getting football stars to show up in court to tell what a great guy he was / teammate means %^*& all
Can character witnesses be compelled to testify? Surely Ferguson has to agree to be character witness (different from being an eyewitness to a crime)But he is there as a character witness by Giggs defence.
It’s kind of the whole point for his defence to tell people how great a guy he is.
And if Ferguson gets called he has no option but to go.
Showing he has no scruples.Auld fergie rolled out as a character witness
But he has an option on what to say.But he is there as a character witness by Giggs defence.
It’s kind of the whole point for his defence to tell people how great a guy he is.
And if Ferguson gets called he has no option but to go.
So what should he have said other than what Giggs was like in and around Utd and how he found Giggs as a person he has known for decades?But he has an option on what to say.
Giggs is a scumbag , I’m sure he showed scumbag tendencies as a player.So what should he have said other than what Giggs was like in and around Utd and how he found Giggs as a person he has known for decades?
That’s doesn’t mean that Giggs hasn’t done these things he is being accused of btw. I hope he gets everything he deserves.
Giggs is a scumbag , I’m sure he showed scumbag tendencies as a player.
Alas, that particular bit is made up (wanted to stick it in a group chat too )Yes, he actually said this in poem and read out in court today:
“It even blows my mind that your surname is Greville, it rhymes with Neville, who is one of my besties”
Fucking yes!!!
You sure about that ?And if Ferguson gets called he has no option but to go.
I'm sure flirting begins with graphic anatomical pics being shared amongst the little rascals these days.Is this what’s classed as flirting these days.
Just f@cking hell.
Ferguson giving a character defence for him is poor stuff
He has zero knowledge of how giggs was with women behind closed doors.
Just an attempt to impress the jury with Ferguson backing him
The guy was his employee who he would shout at if things were going tits up, wasn’t like giggs was going to do anything back was i
I'm sure flirting begins with graphic anatomical pics being shared amongst the little rascals these days.
That's genuine luv right there from Giggsy. Brings a tear to your eyes, doesn't it?
Mary Whitehouse was right. Who knew (apart from Mary Whitehouse obvs)?