Without meaning to fuel your ridiculous argument why is someone not liking it 'trying too hard to be different' when you thinking it's 'a nice smooth pint' is perfectly fine? Lol
Fwiw the Madri you get here is brewed under licence. Essentially, it's different and not the same taste as the one you got in Seville. Much the same as Peroni and 'Peroni'.
I also don't like it, much prefer Tennents. Apologies if that's me trying too hard as well.
Or can we not just agree that folk like different things? It's a pub thread and folk are blethering about beer. What's the problem?