Thank you sir.After stumbling over my words like a dumbstruck 12 year old trying to speak with his hero, I would simply say -
THANK YOU.
What would you say to the great man?
That's pretty much what I done and told him he smelled niceI met him and mumbled like a wee lassie
I would look him in the eye and reply firmly yet politely 'Would you not prefer me to nip to Waitrose for you Mr Gerrard?'He holds incredible power over the bears.
After speaking to him what would you do if he replied with "yeah of course. Now get to Asda for me and buy a week's worth of shopping, 4 bottles of nice French red wine, and a slab of Stella. When I get into the car park I'll open me boot, and you fill it up with the shopping. You're paying. And about your mrs, I'll need to see her first, and just so you know, threesomes are out of the question. Thanks la"!
Personally I'd be taken aback, but once I snapped out of it I'd get myself over to Asda quick smart