The Modfather
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im sick to death of hearing Fortress Parkhead. Since WHEN has it ever been a Fortress??? Think of the pumpings the big team took on the pitch never mind the weans in the boys club!!! Some Fortress!!!
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I'm So Bored With The MSM
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Byzantium!
Would be much easier if everywhere was brought into the British Empire and we just referred to teams by postcode (or BFPO if it's really awkward, like those teams in UEFA tournaments who aren't from Europe but are in it because the Arabs want to kill the lot of them for stealing land off some other Arabs!)
Beer Belly Loyal
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Their last 3 CL campaigns at 'Fortress Crime scene' reads...
P9 W1 D1 L7 GF6 GA20.
They've been beaten six times there in the past two and half years of European football
If we played against Leipzig how celtic play (i.e with no defensive midfielders and constantly pushing the fullbacks with wingers and strikers constantly forwarded), then Leipzig would've taken about 6 off us in Germany.
Will be an interesting watch.
Calgacus
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Won't somebody think of Siam ?
douzpwa
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Got his head stuck up kAngeroos arse? He was supposed to call scoreboard but couldn't get a signal?
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ThumpThumpThump
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Were they not in Battlestar Gallactica?
rock lobster
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Their last 3 CL campaigns at 'Fortress Crime scene' reads...
P9 W1 D1 L7 GF6 GA20.
They've been beaten six times there in the past two and half years of European football
The legendary 1-12 PSG humiliation is under threat again at the Piggery this season.
Drunken Heathen
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i never watch them other than against us or the last 10 minutes of a game when they're getting gubbed but i certainly will be tuning into that game from the start with a few bucks on the german team
SHUT IT, you two.
That's nobody's business but the Turks.
Doop-doop-doo-bee-doop-doop-dee-dooby-doo
Even old New York was once New Amsterdam,
Why they changed it I can't say,
People just liked it BETTER THAT WAAAAYYYYY...
Bluebear72
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There are no Rangers fans who “phone in”
CamBluNoo
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Worked with a Cypriot whose family had escaped Turkey in the 20s and he called it Constantinople.
Chester Loyal
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You’re probably right.
But if we did play like that domestically then we would probably have won the league last season.
Sido
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Aye, they are.
Cannae find Babylon, Nirvana or Atlantis oan the world map.
wee bud's pit boots
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That'll be the same people who won't have told him about the two yellows for the County player.
Here we go.
Time for Clyde's selection of their more mentally-gifted contributors, who possess the ability to recognise the shape of numbers AND press them in the correct order to make contact with the mentally inferior Gordon Ell-Dee and the Brechin-dulldozing-man that is Mark Wilson.
Time for Clyde's selection of their more mentally-gifted contributors, who possess the ability to recognise the shape of numbers AND press them in the correct order to make contact with the mentally inferior Gordon Ell-Dee and the Brechin-dulldozing-man that is Mark Wilson.
finbar offended
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For me, the only debate is whether it was a second yellow or a straight red.
But I'm sure at least two of them should've walked.
And if the issue is Rangers receiving preferential treatment, I would counter that with an image of today's substitutes listed by Dumbarton.
The Wonderful World of Gordon El-Dee
A continuing adventure in the land of the fictional football expert, and very real coward...
HALF-TIME
"The referee will be sitting there with his head in his hands, wondering why he didn't send off James Sands."
FULL-TIME
"We can't sit here blasting referees and officials all the time."
A continuing adventure in the land of the fictional football expert, and very real coward...
HALF-TIME
"The referee will be sitting there with his head in his hands, wondering why he didn't send off James Sands."
FULL-TIME
"We can't sit here blasting referees and officials all the time."
bLuE PirAtE
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Correct ...it's the same as the rhecord hot line ...
Interesting fact- The word serendipity comes from the former name of Ceylon, as it was discovered by accident.
bLuE PirAtE
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Who is the referee next Saturday?
No idea, his patter is chronic, I don't actually mind Mark Wilson, aye, he's a tim, but at least he can tell the time.
Because, like Radio Scotland, they need an ex-Ranger to fake balance.
Why 'fake', you ask?
Well, the Yahoo will be sitting there armed with a uni degree, decades of journalistic experience, the goss from his hack chums, info from players/coaches/board members/politicians/police he's friendly with and all-out seething f*cking hatred towards towards all things Rangers, Protestant, and British.
The sort of opponent considered was sometimes capable until the late-00s. However during Rangers troubles we heard Gordon Smith and the Herald/Times journo from Clyde (forget name, emigrated to USA) stopping the Rangers-haters mid-flow before proceeding to lay bare the tims bias, bigotry, hatred, and total lack of professionalism. Oh, and their lesser mental abilities too.
So now Scotland/Clyde serve up only non-educated former-players, with:
a) Historic personal grudge (Dudds)
b) Rangers-career, but no in-built affection for the club (Thompson, Foster, McCann)
c) Low-IQ bordering on learning disabilities (Gordon El-Dee, Derek Ferguson) with advance knowledge there's:
- - i) Awareness they're too thick to debate/disagree
- - ii) No awareness that Keevins/Gordon's words "I leave my loyalties at the door as I have a professional job to do" really mean "I want your club dead, the show's open to anyone who'll help, I'll even do so myself, and the only reply from employees at or fans of your Sevco zombies will be a quote out of context."
Posted this a few times, but worth doing so again for those who haven't listened for enough years to realise it's been this way since Richard Park left Clyde in '87 and the BBC ran a news & sport ethnic-cleansing programme that started with Archie MacPherson in 1990 and ended with Gordon Smith around 2007.
Never forget.
bLuE PirAtE
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That's right. He went out in a blaze of glory, although I wish he'd shown the same size/weight of balls all through his time there.
Then again, he'd have been out on his arse quicker than a sports editor can say, "Alistair's 65 next month, stick an ad in the Dons programme".
Big DJ was no rocket scientist, granted, but I think he played the "Pet Hun" for years due to players wages during his on-field years and his hopelessness in the Partick dug-out.
From what I can recall, Celtic's least likeable former employee who's not on the sex offenders register (Sutton) was a totally disrespectful and obnoxious c*** towards him, acting in a way that may have resulted in the re-location of the discussion had it not been live and on-air.
DJs colleagues were men that he'd humoured and suffered for years, and had they possessed traceable levels of basic human decency they'd have told the dislikeable wind-up merchant to shut his gub and wind his neck in.
They didn't, and big Derek wasn't there for all that long afterwards.
Serves as a message to the Pet Prod who keeps it shut and goes along with the poison to avoid a flare-up.
If a reptile such as Sutton attacks a Bear who's trying to keep it to light-hearted banter, the other animals in there aren't going to offer the easy-going Ranger a helping hand.
That's why you need a Bluenose with a decent level of football knowledge allied with an admirable level of education. Anything other than that and the game's a bogey.
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bLuE PirAtE
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I've always been a big radio fan. I listened to super scoreboard since it began. Last season I ended up having to switch off for good. Same with the BBC, their anti-Rangers agenda just got so blatant I had to switch them off too. I don't want a pro Rangers radio station as much as I don't want a Celtic one. Balance, fairness and impartiality. Is that too much to ask?
finbar offended
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Correct, they talk about oh Rangers fans complain about bad referees and then don’t say anything about Sands. I read posters on here say it could’ve been a 2nd yellow he was lucky.
And as you point out there could’ve been several red cards today for opposition players not to mention we were denied a clear penalty
Div1872
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I’ve not listened to this shite for a while but given the disgraceful scenes on Saturday at Ibrox and Hibs and then the Scum at Paisley on Sunday they have not opened the programme with the most controversial issue for years
The Queen was abused whilst lying in state and it sums up those bastards at Bauer Mhedia as usual are deflecting away from the main issue
It’s a joke they are not leasing with this issue as the rest of the UK are seeing what the scum are all about
They have avoided the CSA for years as it’s “not a football related matter” but to try and ignore the disrespect
This prick Joe on now is a typical example of deflecting away from the biggest talking point over the weekend
This prick Joe who is allegedly a Rangers fan saying there’s something up at Ibrox - GTF Joe you are never a Rangers fan
Bauer Mhedia and SSB are a disgrace
The Queen was abused whilst lying in state and it sums up those bastards at Bauer Mhedia as usual are deflecting away from the main issue
It’s a joke they are not leasing with this issue as the rest of the UK are seeing what the scum are all about
They have avoided the CSA for years as it’s “not a football related matter” but to try and ignore the disrespect
This prick Joe on now is a typical example of deflecting away from the biggest talking point over the weekend
This prick Joe who is allegedly a Rangers fan saying there’s something up at Ibrox - GTF Joe you are never a Rangers fan
Bauer Mhedia and SSB are a disgrace
Liviger1984
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Why do they all have annoying high pitched whiney voices
TerrySilverLoyal
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I don’t say this lightly
Halliday is absolutely fucking chronic on it.
Halliday is absolutely fucking chronic on it.
Div1872
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1 hour plus in and not a single comment re the abuse
I didn’t realise the pish was on last night so they may have discussed it then but given it was the Queens funeral yesterday I didn’t think they would have had a show
Talksport discussing this today and the local radio station go radio silent sums up this cesspit
I didn’t realise the pish was on last night so they may have discussed it then but given it was the Queens funeral yesterday I didn’t think they would have had a show
Talksport discussing this today and the local radio station go radio silent sums up this cesspit
Anyone listening?
Was that last caller pished? Highlander instead of Helander, Beale shouldn’t have sold Arfield……eh Geoffrey?
Was that last caller pished? Highlander instead of Helander, Beale shouldn’t have sold Arfield……eh Geoffrey?
willowbankbear
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Don’t think anyone’s listened to it for a while
ShieldsBlue
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Brendan Rodgers would've had ima.. imo.. imma .. "imurtality" if he had stayed at celtic. Take the welly boot out yer mouth next time prick.
insanicdrunk
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Hello old friend! 
