Shankland

[Chubster]

Still page 93....come on bears get this over the line

 

[Carson's Cat]

How in the name of phuck can be be at 93 pages on a player we’ve no interest in signing

FFS, mate. If FF was reduced to 'hings that happened' or 'hings that are true' it would be size of the Partick Thistle Ladies Forum. "Discuss our Grey and Pink Strips Here" thread.

The entire Bear Pit is about rumour, speculation and auld geezers blethering about Gazza and Laudrup.

Oh and Dingwall photocopying shite from the papers.

A meringue?

 

[BluebellGirl]

With every passing hour the poll numbers are skewing towards the negative.

Hold strong people

 

[Arminius]

One of the most mental things I’ve ever seen. A player the club was never interested in even has a song.

Surely you don’t mean this song

BlueSpruce said:

I said Bye Bye Miss Midlothian Pie
Drove my Chevy to the Gorgie
And the Gorgie all cried
Them good old boys they're all proddys inside
Singing this will be the day The Shank signs
This will be the day The Shank signs

 

[Arminius]

Only 3 hours and 23 minutes until the big reveal.





Shanky’s forehead that is

 

[Chubster]

Still page 93....come on bears get this over the line

Oops this ended up on page 94

 

[nithbear]

One of the most mental things I’ve ever seen. A player the club was never interested in even has a song.

Yes

 

[Albertz Loyal]

Come on shanks

 

[Chubster]

Just got a WhatsApp message. Something about to happen soon.

 

[carlosapicella]

FFS, mate. If FF was reduced to 'hings that happened' or 'hings that are true' it would be size of the Partick Thistle Ladies Forum. "Discuss our Grey and Pink Strips Here" thread.

The entire Bear Pit is about rumour, speculation and auld geezers blethering about Gazza and Laudrup.

Oh and Dingwall photocopying shite from the papers.

A meringue?

Is that a cake or A meringue

 

[Chubster]

Is that a cake or A meringue

Naw yer right enough

 

[DurhamBear]

FFS, mate. If FF was reduced to 'hings that happened' or 'hings that are true' it would be size of the Partick Thistle Ladies Forum. "Discuss our Grey and Pink Strips Here" thread.

The entire Bear Pit is about rumour, speculation and auld geezers blethering about Gazza and Laudrup.

Oh and Dingwall photocopying shite from the papers.

A meringue?

Firm but fair.

 

[Alex Hunter]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1753153855955579117

 

[BlueSpruce]

Surely you don’t mean this song

BlueSpruce said:

I said Bye Bye Miss Midlothian Pie
Drove my Chevy to the Gorgie
And the Gorgie all cried
Them good old boys they're all proddys inside
Singing this will be the day The Shank signs
This will be the day The Shank signs

I've actually came up with a slightly better one but only posting it if he signs

 

[Chubster]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1753153855955579117

Trolling

 

[Micah Bell]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1753153855955579117

Pissing myself at that twatter account. The largest fanny owned club in the world.

 

[Captain_Buns]

Just got a WhatsApp message. Something about to happen soon.

From who? Yer mate dain a shite that’s been stuck on the bog for hours?

 

[LenzieLoyal]

Still convinced Shankland will be a Rangers player tonight.

 

[DurhamBear]

I've actually came up with a slightly better one but only posting it if he signs

Nah, you're alright mate.

 

[Johnny Yen]

Just got a WhatsApp message. Something about to happen soon.

Who's your mate that Whatsapped And how would he know?

 

[GovanFrontLoyal]

From who? Yer mate dain a shite that’s been stuck on the bog for hours?

I genuinely was going to reply to the same post asking “is your mate away for a shite” - great minds and all that

 

[CF4]

Still convinced Shankland will be a Rangers player tonight.

Deluded

 

[Mason Boyne]

From who? Yer mate dain a shite that’s been stuck on the bog for hours?

I got one saying a double announcement at 23.30. I remember getting the exact same one a few seasons ago. I stayed up till midnight and we signed no one!!!

 

[Carson's Cat]

Is that a cake or A meringue

Close but no patisserie anglaise for you, big chap.

"That's a cake or a meringue?"

"Aye, you were right the first time"

 

[GranvillusClutterbuckus]

There's two chaps, TonyStewart1x and kev1872, who are asking about Shankland every five seconds or so.

 

[LenzieLoyal]

There's two chaps, TonyStewart1x and kev1872, who are asking about Shankland every five seconds or so.

Who invented the 'knock knock' jokes?


Two wee chaps.

 

[Rangerstillidie]

Still convinced Shankland will be a Rangers player tonight.

It’s the hope that kills you. Not one indication we have ever been in for him

 

[_BlueNose_]

time to delete

 

[JamesMc]

time to delete

Agreed

 

[BlueSpruce]

time to delete

Not until 11:31... Until then there is hope

 

[JW1988]

Not until 11:31... Until then there is hope

You’ve got to believe!!!!!!

 

[BlueArmada]

time to delete

The thread's been going since 2017, it needs to keep going until Shankland announces his retirement.

 

[BlueSpruce]

The thread's been going since 2017, it needs to keep going until Shankland announces his retirement.

It may well morph into a managerial thread in the future

 

[No Money No Problems]

time to delete

This thread was created in September 2017.

It's going nowhere.

See you in the summer...

 

[Helensburgh True Blue]

Not signing, end of. Rangers never interested. Delete please.

 

[Chubster]

Not until 11:31... Until then there is hope

I'm with you there Bro.

 

[carlosapicella]

Just got a WhatsApp message. Something about to happen soon.

So did I people looking for tickets for our gig on Saturday

 

[BlueSpruce]

Not signing, end of. Rangers never interested. Delete please.

You'll not kill our hope.

 

[Gladstone]

Come on Shankers. Where are you?

 

[Carson's Cat]

Who invented the 'knock knock' jokes?


Two wee chaps.

FFS, buddy! Though I will store that as a 'dad joke' for later use,

While we're waiting for nothing to happen - and as a fan of Rangers Femme and wifey football - I thought I'd post this terrific dunt.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1751315828190879897

 

[Hillheadbear]

If there was no chance of this happening, wouldn’t Hearts pour cold water on it days ago? Like we did with any reference to Butland?

Maybe Hearts are hoping against hope for a big payday.

 

[Rino100]

I got one saying a double announcement at 23.30. I remember getting the exact same one a few seasons ago. I stayed up till midnight and we signed no one!!!

You were lied too !

 

[Albus]

Seems like we are going as is.

Absolutely mental given that lot are there for the taking.

Dessers and a youngster who isn’t a scorer won’t get us over the line. No debate there really

A youngster who scored a goal every 141 minutes last season for PSV at 20 years old and scored 7 goals in 16 starts in Belgium the year before at just 19.

Those are good numbers considering he's not a scorer. Better numbers than Shankland has had in goals to time played at a better standard and was better than Shankland was in Belgium when just a 19.

Silva will surprise a lot of people.

 

[Johnny Yen]

Shankland could announce his retirement from the game through injury and there would still be posters on here confident he would sign for us

 

[Albertz Loyal]

A youngster who scored a goal every 141 minutes last season for PSV at 20 years old and scored 7 goals in 16 starts in Belgium the year before at just 19.

Silva will surprise a lot of people.

Would love to see him score

 

[Jock Battle Fever Wallace]

Massive call not to sign him. Really hope we don't look back with regret at the end of the season. Disappointed if I'm honest.

 

[Coisty09]

A youngster who scored a goal every 141 minutes last season for PSV at 20 years old and scored 7 goals in 16 starts in Belgium the year before at just 19.

Silva will surprise a lot of people.

So will Zak Lovelace. I think he’ll make an important contribution as he will be desperate for minutes and performances as he will want to get a good move down south at the end of the season.

 

[Aragorn]

My daughter seems to find out who we have and who we haven't signed long before i ever do...so until i get that confirmation Whatsapp from her either way, i think its time for bed and a good book.

 

[Pandamonium]

He would have been great for us, but nah we have ballsed it up.

Still when Roofes fit it will be like having a new striker….

We needed a striker this window. We never got it

 

[The Modfather]

What age is Alan Smith these days?